Feb 18, 2019
Pigma: Stealing is a crime and drugs is a crime too BUT if you steal drugs the crimes cancel each other out and its basically doing good. Trust me I'm a lawyerman.
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Pigma: Stealing is a crime and drugs is a crime too BUT if you steal drugs the crimes cancel each other out and its basically doing good. Trust me I'm a lawyerman.
Andrew: On my to Sargasso, I hit a guy.
Pigma: That doesn't seem so bad.
Andrew: Every day this week.
Pigma: Oh. Any witnesses?
Andrew: Some kids...
Pigma: Nobody believes kids.
Andrew: And a nun.
Pigma: Nobody believes nuns.
Peppy: Wait a minute. You're not a surgeon, Pigma.
Pigma: I just operated on a man yesterday.
Peppy: For what?
Pigma: For 900 dollars.
Peppy: No, no, what did the man have?
Pigma: 900 dollars.
Peppy: No, I meant what did you remove?
Pigma: The 900 dollars.
Peppy: No! What was his complaint!?
Peppy and Pigma: The 900 dollars.
Peppy: Okay Pigma, you carve.
Pigma: Am I in trouble?
Pepper: Have a guess.
Pigma: No?
Pepper: Have another guess.
Panther: Do you know what would be great right now?
Pigma: Eating licorice?
Leon: Punching a swing set?
Andrew: Eating licorice?
Wolf: Riding a hoverboard?
Andrew: Eating licorice while on a hoverboard?
Pigma: No! Punch the hoverboard, eat the swing set!
[SOME TIME LATER]
Wolf: Okay. So we’re all clear on this. The hoverboard is made of licorice. We can punch it if we want to, but only if it’s near a swing set. Is that good? Are we good?
Leon: I like it.
Andrew: Sounds good.
Pigma: Can the swing set hover?
Wolf: ARGHHHHHH!
Pigma: It's a package from Peppy!
Wolf: What's in it?
Pigma: It's heavy. It must be his anger towards me.
Peppy: Toss me my keys.
Pigma: (Tosses a printer)
Peppy: I said my keys.
Pigma: I thought you said printer.
Peppy: Why the fuck would I say printer?
Pigma: If the multiverse theory is true, then there's a universe where it isn't
James: Multiverse theory doesn't cover paradoxical situations!
Pigma: Except in the universe where it does!
Peppy: I am having an aneurysm.