#rochethos

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this is what matrimony looks like

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man losing it over this otp prompt generator where u insert two characters and it gives u a setting, and been having some fun w rochefort/athos and compiled a good amount

//long post below bc i went a bit overboard and a bit of ramble, nothing coherent rlly

hmm feel obliged to add quick disclaimer in case anyone else reading, this is not about the bbc rochefort/athos, must mostly book/movie media compiled characterizations like playdoh in my mind

ok not gonna ramble for all tbh just want to save some of them here to go back to later

YEAH P MUCH THE BASIS so off to a great start!

rochefort either pretending to be sick or truly is.......either way when athos leans over and is nearly close enough to kiss, rochefort’s face is burning, waiting for the moment only for athos to press his forehead against his rochefort dies immediately

sweet, w both playing it off as if they didn’t spend an inordinate amount of time on them thinking of the other and if they would like it

oh can see athos being the “this is the dollar store how good could it b” good kush guy

next athos and rochefort get lost in ikea

rochefort puts his cold feet under athos so they even out this is the rule of equivalent (body warmth) exchange

;AKJ;FDKJKAD GOD !! 10 minutes later they say fck it and share it outside in the parking lot bc they both had a terrible day, might as well end it by sharing it w a stranger meanwhile the poor convenient store employee sighs in relief and makes a note to restock plenty tomorrow

rochefort hysterical laughing thru tears but also slightly emotional bc it’s Their Song ft kazoo

oof....ok the only bbc mention. had a bbc musketeers s2 fix it au where he can’t remember being a spy and then places himself in the musketeers (specific athos) care, forming bonds with them and being saved by them, inserting himself as an ally and friend, only then to regain his memories and realize he has to choose a side, haha..........

honestly have more of these saved than i care to admit might add some later

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➥ kiefer sutherland as athos vs. michael wincott as rochefort - the three musketeers (1993) dir. stephen herek.

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house rochethos your gays are in the lost and found waiting to be picked up

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- you go back, and you tell the cardinal... we will continue to perform our sworn duty, which is to protect the king. and we will use every means within our power to fight him. - bold words. i look forward to ramming them down your throat.

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➥ oliver reed as athos and christopher lee as rochefort - return of the musketeers (1989) dir. richard lester.

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athos: what if we accidentally kissed in cardinal richelieu's office?

rochefort: the cardinal said ok but not to touch his documents or else i'll be executed.

athos: what if we accidentally kissed while knocking over his forged declarations of war?

rochefort, crying into the kiss: IMSOGONNABEEXECUTEDFORTHIS.

athos: what if this was all a dream and you woke up in your bed alive and everything was fine?

rochefort, sitting up: THE KISS WASN'T REAL.

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rochefort always wears impeccable smoky eye and athos can barely get a shaky blue wing out so he sits patiently while his boyfriend does his whole face up so they can go to idfk spins wheel avenged sevenfold?? yeah and they look great