“It should only take another tumble or two. Not a lasting curse, I believe. Come, young Malfoy, you could be a great help to us, if you’re as willing as our boy Harry here. We could show you a grandly good time.” Malfoy blinked for an age and a half. “Your cock is weirdly posh.” “Yeah,” Harry laughed, “that’s what’s weird about it.”
Quote from a fantastic crack fic that's equally as hilarious as it is tender: That Fucking Curse by @rockingrobin69 (drarry, E, 3k)

















