"Why do I feel like I've seen this in a film before?" ~RockItAndShockIt & WheresTheEffingTwinkies~
Weren't zombies just the biggest cliché in the world now? Most films Dante came across included some sort of zombie, and a good few games included them too. But at the end of the day, zombies were fictional. So, nothing to worry about.
That said, he hadn't expected to be brought to the waking world quite in the way he had. As far as he was concerned, he'd gone to a club, found a hot chick and taken her back to his hotel room, whereupon arriving they promptly got down to performing the Horizontal Tango.
And, as a result, he had expected to wake up next to the very same attractive young woman in the morning. He did not expect to wake up having to kill the woman he'd bedded.
So, when he was rudely woken by his guest, who had taken to eating the room service, he found himself pretty pissed. Given it was only seven am, and he was still feeling somewhat drunk... Just how much had he had last night?
Whilst pondering this point, he promptly dressed himself, and ran his guest-now-zombie through with Rebellion, before going downstairs to get some breakfast. Only to find the buffet was full of dead heads, and there was no bacon left.
With the threat of zombies being very real, and the crime of not having bacon on this day very obvious, Dante got to work filling his new opponents with holes, whilst he settled down with pancakes and syrup... Only sixty-six percent of a proper breakfast.
As he sat on top of the mound of zeddies, eating his way through sixty-six percent of a good post-night-out breakfast, he considered his options. There wasn't going to be much point trying to run. If they were here, it was pretty much guaranteed that they were everywhere.
Zombies were, after all, very good at the whole 'spreading themselves' thing that they did. Which left him one choice, really.
"Time to make a new world record!" He commented aloud, flinging the now empty plate away, moving to light a cigarette. "Time to go hunt some zed-heads."