#rockstarter

[faustelliotyork-blog]

Wait...is...is swallowing cum considered non-vegan?

[ellie-spencer]

It's a pretty sad reflection of our school when, before I can even explain my symptoms, our nurse assumes that I have a STD, or am pregnant (or both.) No, uh, pretty sure it's just a headache, but thanks for the vote of confidence for the student body (figuratively, and literally.)

[faustelliotyork-blog]

I would like to announce that Faust Elliot-York is a dietary vegan.

As of today.

[imnotslimshady]

[ellie-spencer]

I don't get the appeal of Twitter.

[faustelliotyork-blog]

Everything's coming up Faust.

What a weekend, what a week.

[principal-whitaker]

I'm assuming one of you have gotten pregnant or gotten someone pregnant by now.

[imnotslimshady]

It's too quiet around here.

Should I be worried?