Psst hey, hey Stormy.
Which Links lick their ice cream cones and which Links bite them.
Which Link has been banned from eating ice cream in front of witnesses
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Twilight - Dedicated licker. Any good country boy knows to savor that hard-earned ice cream! Frozen treats are best enjoyed in the heat of summer, too, so he's got a lot of work to do keeping up with every drip down the side of that cone.
Wild - A talker, unfortunately. He'll take one lick, go on and on about something or other, yelp when he realizes he's losing the battle against the ambient temperature, and go through an elaborate ritual of both licking and biting, hopefully before the top of it sloughs onto the ground.
Champion - 100% biter. Food is not meant to be savored. It's meant to fuel you so you can move on to other, more important things.
Warriors - His teeth are much too sensitive for biting cold things, and he is incredibly careful to lick it the 'right way' to minimize getting his hands sticky. That means start at the bottom and work your way up.
Sky - All the others try not to watch while he's eating ice cream. It ain't his fault, but we've all seen those Lips. The fact that he's a slurper/licker doesn't entirely help matters. Is he doing it on purpose? I mean, Sky is a little shit at heart.
Legend - He's a licker, too, and Wars may or may not derive not-so-subtle pleasure from getting Legend fired up about something or another just to watch him talk with his hands and send the top of his cone sailing onto the ground.
Hyrule - Also a biter. No time to savor things, this bitch has to get back to WORK.
Four - A bit from column A, a bit from column B. Treats were meant to be savored, but the peak of a soft serve cone is definitely meant for biting. In Shadow's company, he's got to eat it fast, too, because once Shadow's is done it's a fight for the rest of Four's.
Wind - He's more of an ice pop kind of guy, keeps his hands free for typing/gaming/whatever so he can just let it hang out of his mouth.
Time - Lactose intolerant.
