#rodiimuz

[codenamejudas]

@rodiimuz

Are you eating a brick?

  “Yea, it’s delicious! Little cronchy though.”

[forgedcold]

@rodiimuz

If I have to suffer then so do you.

That’s not how this works. You could have very well lamented the fact without mentioning the embarrassing farce that was my creation.

[mastermegatron]

@rodiimuz

Your alternate wants to be a daddy

I’m not helping. Take care of that yourself.

[redeem-me-not]

@rodiimuz

Don't you have a bounty on you or somethin'? Like a generous one. I wouldn't even be surprised in the slightest to hear that you are going on about your day with a whole population after your tail.

I do. It’s an occupational hazard. There is the DJD, too. But...

[shrug]

Universe is big. Come here, Rodimus. Have you been a bad mech?

[cor-armatum]

@rodiimuz replied: People want to eat my legs.

Now he has even MORE questions. It takes him a moment, but he’s looking fairly dumbfounded for a few seconds.

“What did you do?” was his first question.

[partycopter]

rodiimuz

I guess I could. You look good.

See? Was that so hard?

You look good too.

[photobombingcryptid]

@rodiimuz

weak

[shoves him in the bonefire for fuel]

You’re fire-resistant right?

[rxng]

@rodiimuz

"Oh, but how could you know that I haven't already done something?"

Sips at his proper cuppa tea, settling it on a... gasp! A mismatched, cracked saucer! How scandalous.