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@partycopter
Hey dudes, it’s Calcite! I’m just coming by Cybertron again, so I thought it would be nice to see what’s up, maybe meet up with a few bots, have a good time! Come by my RV, I’ve got some nice engex to share!
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[Final Fantasy OC sideblog is @moradova]
i love making fake tfwiki articles for my toyhouse,
(still getting the first draft in before i edit to match the wiki voice a little more but! honestly i keep giggling at my first digibash)
calcite may have made things worse
((hey, just wanted you to know that i saw this blog and immediately re-installed pso2.... you reminded me how much i love that game..
ooc:// Hehe, I'm so glad! I wish the new version of it ran a little better on my computer, I want to take SO many pictures of calcite
I couldn’t have a pink heart themed oc and NOT put him on valentine’s day cards. Calcite was compensated 6 shanix and free tickets to Knott’s Berry Farm for this (too big for the rides though)
Hey, handsome! I bet you've got some heavy wallets. I could help lighten your wallet for you 💖
That’s a pretty sweet offer, but I’m broke!
Awww. You know any rich bots both of us could mooch off of? I know some neat places I think you should check out.
You didn’t hear this from me, but Drift’s pretty loaded. Just hard to reach his pockets.
I doubt Megs isn’t loaded. You should rob him. Hm. Maybe I should rob him…
I don't pickpocket bots directly, silly. I just want some company with deep wallets to join me on a few fun errands! Tell me more about this Drift guy.
What kind of bot do you think I am? ... I'm pretty sure Megatron might actually offline me if he sees me, after last time.
Hey, handsome! I bet you've got some heavy wallets. I could help lighten your wallet for you 💖
That’s a pretty sweet offer, but I’m broke!
Awww. You know any rich bots both of us could mooch off of? I know some neat places I think you should check out.
Heyyyyy~ Who's got 70 shanix I can borrow? I gotta try this new macaron place!
« I think you need to learn some etiquette such as not asking what my function is and not asking someone how much money they have. I might suspect you're planning on robbing me. »
He is so glad he does not know what Calcite has and what he is pretending.
« I write poetry. I already have a distributor for it, unless, depending on the universe you're in, there would be a lucrative market. We could potentially make a deal, then. »
::Hah, busted! I have gotten a bit rusty, since something happened to all the... Wealthier mecha I used to make bank on.::
Ignorance really is bliss sometimes, Megatron.
::Poetry...? How romantic! I know a few mecha that do elaborate book bindings for text, maybe I could see about doing a small run in that format? I think this could be a win-win for both of us.::
While a small run of Megatron's poems in a hardcover format might be expensive, given the sale of other things related to the mech, he is very sure it will sell, at this point.
Ping. Ping ping. ::Sorry I asked about your function and stuff, Megatron, I get that's not exactly an appropriate question these days. So, like, what do you do? Are you loaded?::
« Loaded? Like a gun? »
Megatron squints.
« I'd like to say I'm retired, but a lot of my time is spent between writing, upkeeping my ship, and setting up fuel operations on refugee worlds. »
::Not like a gun, like, shanix wise, or maybe energon-wise.:: He was running a bit low on both, after all... ::How stable are you?::
Calcite is luckily oblivious to the squint, glancing at one of the 3d mousepads of his that features a Megatron lookalike and pretending that's the look Megatron is giving him the entire time while he lounges on his berth.
::You're a writer? I wouldn't mind reading some of your work, Megatron, what kind of things do you make? But I can relate, heh. I swear to Primus, half my time is taking care of my ship or taking care of emergency repairs, between the odd job.::
if anyone wants to see what original calcite's model looks like, here he is dancing
one day i will remember that there are options for posing so you don't have to see my UI
created a quick reference sheet of calcite, just in time for artfight!! his design’s changed so much since 2020 aaaaaa
@partycopter ExCUSE you? Me? A 1? Do you need your eye checked? Can't you see my luscious paint job?
"It's all I can see, it hurts my optic so fraggin much I can't even look at you for longer than two kliks."
polyhexianchicken:
“…My what?? What the frag are you talking about it’s an optic mech you can’t do excercises with it??”
“Your optic strengthening exercises! So your optic can continue to see well. Obviously, if you think my paint job is painful, something is horribly wrong with your optic. You probably can’t even see shrimp colors.”
@partycopter
Does Blaze enjoy being picked up? Because this is how you get lifted and shaken. “If you wanted to look more stylish, you could have asked!”
And he is shaken, seeing Calcite twice, thrice, quadruple times.
“Those shirts better account my stupidly pointy shoulders so I don’t rip them.”
Once satisfied, or once he can get any of the shirts back, Calcite will stop the shaking, but will continue to hold Blaze like a cat.
“Of course, Blaze. In fact, I’ll find some shirts that accentuate your pointy shoulders. You’ll look like a 9/10!”
@partycopter ExCUSE you? Me? A 1? Do you need your eye checked? Can't you see my luscious paint job?
"It's all I can see, it hurts my optic so fraggin much I can't even look at you for longer than two kliks."
“That just sounds like a you problem. You haven’t done any of your optic strengthening exercises, have you?”
@partycopter
Wrong again, look at my legs.
Ptch!
Aesthetics are one thing. Can you do this?
[slav squats]
What? Hmph. Of course I can.
[He squats, but is on the tips of his pedes and is this close to falling over.]
@partycopter
“I do, why?” He tosses another Optimus Prime body pillow at Meme. Perish in comfort.
The pillow bounces off him as he did not put any effort into catching it.
“I meant that… What if I want someone like Megs on the body pillow?”
“Well, the Megatron ones are pretty popular... But I suppose I can let you use the sample one. Just don’t get it dirty.” And a sample Megatron body pillow is thrown, straight at Meme’s face.
