#rodimii

[forgedcold]

rat boy autumn is here

"There are no seasons in deep space."

[photobombingcryptid]

@rodimii how will this affect the egg prices

You run Lost Light, don't you?

You're loaded. You can afford a 200% inflation rate on eggs.

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[convenientheelstorage]

Guess that means you aren't a speed demon like everyone says.

[doorwings]

Prowl, how do you spell out ICUP?

...

I - C - U - P.

[redeem-me-not]

@rodimii“

You’re small!”

And he zooms away with his definetly-not-small steps.

“Rodimus?!”

He stares, he blinks at and then follows tiny Rodimus. He doesn’t need to run, easily keeping up with the small form just by walking a little faster.

He is puzzled by the sight. He thought he’s seen it all and life keeps on surprising him. 

“Wait up, little buddy. Don’t you want to... See my alt mode? Drive around in it?”

[ask-smokescreen]

Is that a parrot?

I wish. Do you want it, Rods?

/The minicon is shaking his head, frowning/

I'm not a parrot! I'm just Smokescreen's magic-assigned minicon. Trust me, once I'm off the clock? I won't share any more feelings. We can get drinks with your bestie over here.

Also, hiiiii Smokescreen's bestie.

[silkmakingsteel]

Ooh, hold still! I need your measurements! Then we can decide on a design. You'd look lovely in a cape- or maybe a cloak!