#iwtv#interview with the vampire#assad zaman#the vampire armand
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Just the title.
this blog is run by an actual human. This blog was made to me something close to @memories
Hey yall can call me rodrick or Kai one of the two.
Send blogs in my asks box and I will judge them with scarily accurate and very specific unhinged criteria.
This is a comedy account, meant for fun and games.
This blog might infuriate you,,
too bad, so sad
i need my daily dose of judgement [ dat isn't from my fam dis time ] so plz judge my blog <3
reading your intro post felt like opening a magical notebook that immediately released 300 stickers, 17 vocaloid songs, 4 inside jokes, and a small woodland creature
specific guesses:
• your attention span does not walk. it ricochets.
• every sentence you write feels like it got distracted halfway through and somehow became funnier because of it
• your brain probably operates on: 40% fandoms 30% mutuals 20% silly noises 10% pure unexplained energy
• the moot tags are not tags. they are an emotional archive.
• you absolutely remember people through: songs vibes colors random objects and one specific interaction from 8 months ago
• "i made these moot tags and probably won't use them" is the most tumblr sentence ever written
• somebody could mention one of your interests and accidentally activate a 45 minute infodump combo
• your room probably contains: plushies stickers unfinished projects random collections and at least one object that looks useless but would emotionally devastate you if lost
• your typing style feels like a conversation with somebody actively running down a hallway
• you seem like the type to open tumblr for five minutes and emerge three hours later with: a new fandom a new favorite song and absolutely no memory of what happened
• your mutuals are less "people i follow" and more: "characters in the ongoing sitcom inside my brain"
• i refuse to believe your pinterest boards are organized
• you probably communicate affection through: song recommendations reaction images screaming and appearing suddenly in somebody's notifications
• the amount of side commentary in this intro suggests your internal monologue never stops for maintenance
• "anything and everything" pronouns has the exact same energy as selecting every option at a character creator screen
• you seem like the type to get excited over: cool rocks niche fandom facts oddly shaped clouds and finding a mutual in the wild
• if somebody asked what your aesthetic is, the answer would somehow include: magical girls internet artifacts chaos candy emotional support fandoms and at least three things that should not logically go together
• your blog feels less like a blog and more like a convenience store at 2 AM where every aisle leads to a different hyperfixation
• your energy specifically feels like: a shopping cart with one slightly broken wheel except the shopping cart is full of stickers and affection
• overall vibe: friendly cryptid fueled entirely by mutuals, fandoms, and whatever substance causes people to type "NOW WATCH ME WHIP WATCH ME NAYNAY" in the middle of an intro post
OMG IT’S RODRICK, GUYS IT’S RODRICK HE’S REAL🫵🏼🫵🏼🫵🏼🫵🏼😧😧😧
Yes thats me yall 😛
