bts as types of workers at a supermarket? i would love to know about it lmao
— rofl anon
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bts as supermarket employees
seokjin: store manager
roams around the store leisurely looking for trouble so someone can ask him "can i talk to the manager" and he can pull out the "u are talking to him" card with a proud smirk; randomly tells customers dad jokes while they're shopping; loves roasting rude customers and getting paid for it
yoongi: cashier
works part time, only applied for this job bc it seemed to require minimum verbal conversations (sigh) and also bc he is good with handling money, is good at his job but can be lowkey sadistic, if ur mum disappears right before it's ur turn at the cash counter, he would 10/10 start scanning ur stuff faster just to cause u more anxiety lmao
hoseok: stock person
in charge of arranging all the stock on the shelves, arranges all the items super neatly in height and color order, is lowkey anal about it tho 💀 will rearrange the whole shelf if u shift even one item just by a centimeter, very helpful, would definitely return ur child to u safely if u lose them in the store
namjoon: floor supervisor
is Done with everyone's shit; arrives in a good mood every morning only to leave work in shambles in the evening; God Of Destruction, has to give away almost half of his salary every month bc of the stuff he accidentally breaks on the daily; somehow dislocated his whole office door from its hinges once??; is the only sane one in the store (or is he?)
jimin: HR
THE sexiest person in the store; has the most friendly smile and also the most killer fashion sense; gives bomb advice but don't get on his wrong side bc no one knows has ever seen him outside work; will not hesitate to rip u a new one if necessary; hates karens, loves kittens; everyone fangirls over jimin
taehyung: custodian
works the night shift; often gets distracted or dozes off while mopping the floor or restocking the shelves; is an actual child magnet no cap; looks too unreal to be working in a supermarket; keeps doing shit that could get him fired but everyone adores him a but too much to actually have that happen (and also bc he's besties with the HR)
jungkook: bagger
self-proclaimed fastest bagger in the history of all baggers; is a total muscle bunny hence he's the most suitable person for this job; easily carries unrealistic amount of heavy bags to customers' cars like they weigh nothing; is the reason behind most of the crowd at the store bc all the kids (and their moms) adore him
