Jumping aboard @e-mirus‘s rogue scientist train. I’l draw a picture later when I have time.
Not really rogue scientists but definitely frequent guests: The three beggar zombies; Bertie, Bob & Bins.
Not at all interested in your brains.
I think they enjoy the concept of tea rather than the actual drinking of it.
Either way make them tea and they’ll sit with their little broken cups and have a tea party.
Deny them tea at your peril, I mean they are still zombies after all.
Can and will break down your door in search of tea.
They don’t really speak either; just grunt and moan ‘Teeeeeeaaaaa~’ in the way classic zombies moan ‘Braaaains~’.
Sort of just turn up at the society every now and then; and when given tea -the society hasn’t the money to afford a new back door every other week- will sit in the alley and have a tea party. You are welcome to join them; just bring a cup.
Bob; Short with the scarf and the saucers in his pockets.
Bertie; Tall one with a top hat that has a fake flower attached to it. Has two teacups hidden under the hat and is normally carrying the third.
Bins; Holder of the china teapot, lacks a nose….. it fell off.
They smell, they are kind of horrifying, they have been known to eat the neighbourhood’s cats; but the society still accepts them. Or at least accepts that if they don’t accept them, they will have three zombies after them.