Feb 22, 2019
No One is Ever Normal #137
“Damn Sarah your chungus is packing”
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No One is Ever Normal #137
“Damn Sarah your chungus is packing”
No One is Ever Normal #142
“Yeah last time it was a little sad”
“Maybe shes just watching out for your health. Less syrup. Less sugar”
“Yeah but I'm a sweet tea bitch”
No One is Ever Normal #135
*in the Taco Bell drive thru*
“My pants are off. Can i get pants? Can i get shorts instead of pants?”
No One is Ever Normal #105
*opens gift with hot sauce in it*
“Thanks I can use this in the shower”
No One is Ever Normal #121
“Don’t call me Elizabeth anymore.”
“Elizapesto.”
“Ew.”
“Pestobeth.”
“That just sounds like off brand pepto bismol”
No One is Ever Normal #98
“You just pretend you are an ambulance”
“Not I’m a paramedic in a ambulance. I am an ambulance”
“Hello. Yes. Are you injured? Come inside. And then you carry them into the hospital”
“You don't have any stretchers”
“You ARE the stretcher”
“Just lay them on the floor in the back. Don't roll around too much. Don't bleed everywhere”
“You don't even have that.”
“You don't have a floor?”
“The visual on this is terrible.”
“It honestly is”
“It’s getting human centipede like”
No One is Ever Normal #78
“I don't even know what I would do at this point. I think I would just throw the bottle, spin around and pee everywhere”
No One is Ever Normal #89
“I already have trouble maitening any skin.”
“A mustache isn't skin. Its hair follicles.”
“Just transplant a mustache onto your face”
“NO”
“Okay point made”