WHAT IS YOUR NAME? : “Axle.”
WHAT IS YOUR REAL NAME?: “Well if that ain’t it then I don’t think I got one.”
DO YOU KNOW WHY YOU WERE CALLED THAT?: “Axle came from “accident”. The only other idea was Orbot Jr. and no way in fuck was I doing that.”
ARE YOU SINGLE OR TAKEN?: “Single, and plan to stay that way.”
HAVE ANY ABILITIES OR POWERS?: “Well I can kick ass, and uhhhh. I can roll into a ball I guess? Oh, I also have like perfect aim on the rare occasion I’m able to use a gun.”
WHAT’S YOUR EYE COLOR?: “Yellow.”
HOW ABOUT YOUR HAIR COLOR?: “I don’t got that.”
HAVE YOU ANY FAMILY MEMBERS?: “I got Orbot and Cubot for parents.”
OH? WHAT ABOUT PETS?: “Nah.”
THAT’S COOL I GUESS, NOW TELL ME SOMETHING THAT YOU’RE BAD AT: “Apparently, “respecting authority”. But maybe authority should try deserving my respect.”
DO YOU HAVE ANY HOBBIES/ACTIVITIES YOU LIKE DOING?: “I like making plans to get rid of Dr Eggbitch. I’d go through with them too, if it weren’t for my parents. They’re weirdly protective of him. Also hanging out with the badniks is fun. They don’t give two shits what I do.”
EVER HURT ANYONE BEFORE?: “Ohh yeah.”
EVER….KILLED ANYONE BEFORE?: “...I don’t know.”
NAME YOUR WORST HABITS: “It’s literally impossible for me to stop fucking swearing.”
DO YOU LOOK UP TO ANYONE AT ALL?: “Nah.”
DO YOU GO TO SCHOOL?: “Who needs it?”
WHAT ARE YOU MOST AFRAID OF?: “...hurting Dad and Pops in one of my badnik code flares.”
WHAT DO YOU USUALLY WEAR?: “I don’t!”
DO YOU LOVE SOMEONE?: “Noooooo thank youuu.”
HOW MANY FRIENDS DO YOU HAVE?: “I’d say Orbot and Cubot are my friends, even though they’re family. Maybe the badniks too, depending on what you consider a friend. So anywhere from 2 to 2,000.”
WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON PIE?: "Well, it’s really fun to just fucking chuck it at other people.”
FAVOURITE DRINK?: “Well I can’t have actual drinks n’ shit, but having a quart of oil with the other Egg Pawns is always a good time!”
WHAT’S YOUR FAVOURITE PLACE?: “I dunno! Haven’t been allowed out of the base enough to find it yet.”
ARE YOU INTERESTED IN SOMEONE?: “Bitch, I don’t even know what this means.”
WOULD YOU RATHER SWIM IN THE LAKE OR THE OCEAN?: “I don’t know if I’m able to go in water, and I don’t know if I wanna find out in either of those.”
CAMPING OR INDOORS?: “Camping. I’ve never been, but at least I wouldn’t be stuck inside.”
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