Kinda like the sitcom post but now mainly focused on soundwave and him managing his dumb himbots of partners, Aka Blaster and Hot Rod, while also taking care of every single mini-con or cassette that appears in the show.
Like every episode he would have to either make sure the two dont break something or take care or a lonely cassette or mini-con that he just ends up adopting anyways, while also attending his job under Megatron.
Poor Soundwave is just gonna be overworked by the amount of mini-cons and dumb red and yellow energy that he has to go through every day.
I hate self-proclaimed ‘romcoms’ pretending to be funny by being racist, judgemental, and insensitive. What’s funny about thinking other people’s passion are weird because it wasn’t something you would do? What’s funny abt calling a Chinese friend who offered you a date to yr exgf wedding—does she look like you (as in asian)?
The purpose of the movie is clear, they want us to feel sorry for him bcz he’s ex gf was getting married to someone else despite sharing 8 year-long rship with her. Well I don’t fucking care about him. And I’m glad she got married with someone else. He didn’t deserve her. They also made an AIDS joke. If this movie wasn’t tasteless already. Not only that, he end up taking the Asian’s cousin (who doesn’t look Asian btw) to the wedding as his partner. He was being so salty about the wedding through and through.
Like an idiot. He had 8 years with her, and didn’t think of marrying her within those 8 years. They broke up for two years before she’s getting married. I say, you do it girl. You don’t look back and do it. He is a coward and too judgemental. And he is better off alone. With his racist and unfiltered words, he should also die alone.
once in a small town high school there was an almost-couple. you know, refusing to admit that they wanted to kiss, or whatever. Well, one day at school a friend gave them tickets to the local haunted house. It was a crappy haunted house at a farm but they decided to go.
The tickets were for a couple, so they went in alone. It was just a canvas maze with sloppy red paint on it inside a big barn. Nothing happened around the first 3 or 4 corners. It was darker as they made their way deeper into the maze. One of them tripped on something in the dark.
They clicked on their phone flashlights. It was an animal skull. “gross” they said, “it’s probably real.” After they turned the flashlights off, the canvas tunnel seemed even darker. No breeze was getting in this deep, and it was a hot night for October. It felt like they’d been here for ages. They ran into a dead end.
Retracing their steps to the last junction, they came across the animal skull again. But it was gone.
Nervous now, the two took a left where they took a right last time. The space they entered was pitch black. something started wailing quietly from behind them. they each felt the tight grip of the other’s hand on theirs.
a ghastly bundle of sheets and cotton plummeted from above, glowing in a 6 dollar blacklight. “ooooooooooooo” said the voice of an old man. It was truly pathetic. Both teenagers started laughing at each other. “you were so scared,” said one. “I can’t believe you grabbed my hand so hard!”
“What?” said the other. “you grabbed my hand!”
Instantly their stomachs dropped as they turned to face the darkness behind them.
it was the small child that they had forgotten they were babysitting
SONG Hearts A Mess by Gotye —- you don’t get burned // cause nothing gets through // it makes it easier // easier on you
STARRING Emma Watson, Zac Efron, James McAvoy, Diego Boneta —- requested by anonymous
After a string of bad relationships, Robin (Watson) wants to focus on her rising career and have nothing to do with love. She'd be doing quite well at that if it weren't for the fact she's still trying to get rid of two of her terrible exes (McAvoy, Boneta). When she realizes she's hit it off a little too well with her neighbor (Efron), Robin comes to a crossroads where she must decide if she's going to keep pushing everyone away. Or can she find a balance between focusing on herself, her career, and finding the courage to open her heart again to new possibilities.
So I just watched "Seeking a Friend for the End of the World."
Or whatever its title was
With Steve Carrell and Kiera Knightly.
And..I don't know, I was expecting it to be a comedy. And..it was. But holy shit, I cried, and then the ending--IT WAS NOT A HAPPY ONE. Ok, I mean, there was happiness to it, but I didn't expect--yeah. Overall still sad. What the hell?!
