all the fuckfing texts do them all fuck you
Send me ☺ for a loving/affectionate text:
Beloved 💘 💘 💘 - Sweets to the sweet!
Beloved 💘 💘 💘 - From Milkbar to your door, my love is proven true rising high like steam from the the crusts of my croissants.
Send me ♣ for a drunk text:
Beloved 💘 💘 💘 - I am not proud of what I’ve done.
Beloved 💘 💘 💘 - I am on the Subway right now, please meet me outside the Times Square red line stop.
Beloved 💘 💘 💘 - Again, I am not proud, please help me. I do not trust myself not to get lost.
Send me ♥ for a sexual/naughty text
Beloved 💘 💘 💘 - I hope that you read those Thought Catalog articles I sent you.
Beloved 💘 💘 💘 - Read them on your lunch break.
Send me !! for a threatening text
Beloved 💘 💘 💘 - I have the right to myself and my thoughts, my privacy, my autonomy.
Beloved 💘 💘 💘 - If I sense you, I will leave you. Even an inkling in the back of my mind: You’ll never see me again.
Beloved 💘 💘 💘 - This is a promise, not a threat. I am not afraid of you, you do not intimidate me. You won’t strongarm me into anything.
Send me ☼ for a morning text
Beloved 💘 💘 💘 - Fare thee well my love, go forth and face the day with sword and shield ready in hand and my unwavering faith to guide you.
Beloved 💘 💘 💘 - I made you lunch, it’s in the refrigerator. And stop drinking from the cups in the office cupboard, I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again: you’re going to get mono.
Send me ?? for a strange/vague text
Beloved 💘 💘 💘 - I don’t think that I’m breathing.
Beloved 💘 💘 💘 - I don’t feel myself.
Beloved 💘 💘 💘 - I’m taking in air, but not breathing.
Beloved 💘 💘 💘 - It doesn’t have anywhere to go.
Send me ► for a text not meant for you
Beloved 💘 💘 💘 - A small cell sample or two I don’t believe is asking for much, certainly not what you’re charging.
Beloved 💘 💘 💘 - Serious offers only; I don’t know how many times I’ll have to say it. I’m not the gullible dupe you so obviously take me for.
Send me ↕ for a scared/worried text
Beloved 💘 💘 💘 - I know that it’s frustrating darling, but there are right and wrong ways to go about things. We talked about this didn’t we? Do you remember what you said?
Beloved 💘 💘 💘 - I know you’re in pain, I know. I’m coming back, we’ll talk. Just lie down, be still.
Beloved 💘 💘 💘 - Let me help you, stay on with me please.
