caelidra I just came up with this (sprry, can’t put it under a readmore bc I’m on mobile)
(fieryCabbage - Portia, epicureanLiberator- Cassius, honorableMan- Brutus, uslessToaster- Young Cato)
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FC: Hold on. My brother’s doing something stupid.
EL: big ssuprisse
EL: portia
EL: portia what the fuck
EL: you okay
EL: whatss happening
EL: ANSSWER ME YOU SSAD CABBAGE GIRL
FC: Sorry, I’m back.
FC: As I said, my brother did something incredibly stupid.
FC: However, I was unable to stop the process he’d set in motion.
FC: He prototyped the kernelsprite.
EL: well youre ssupossed to do that sso
FC: He prototyped our dead father.
EL: youve got to be sshitting me
epicureanLiberator began pestering honorableMan
EL: hey
EL: brutuss you jusst missed it
EL: well firsst i got our maid and knight playerss found
EL: thank me for getting back your matessprite
EL: pluss apparently portias brother prototyped their dead dad as their kernelssprite
EL: exactly what i ssaid dumbfuck marcuss made their dead dad their ssprite
EL: sso I wonder if you can do ssomething even more sstupid
HM: fIrst oFf yOu’re mOre a dUmßfuck tHan mE
HM: sEcond hAve yOu eVen ßOthered tO fIgure oUt wHat tImeline wE’re iN.
EL: according to thiss old book i found were in ssome alternate time that iss alternate to our alternate time
EL: in one timeline were trollss in another were human and in another we arent either
EL: it appearss to depend on how we play the game
HM: tHen wHat gAme aRe wE pLaying?
HM: tHe aLternate gAme oR tHe rEgular gAme?
EL: i dont know man
EL: alsso im the prince
EL: how fuckin ssweet iss that
EL: but alsso i get to desstroy the world
HM: dUde wHy wOuld yOu ßE hAppy aBout tHat?
honorableMan ceased pestering epicureanLiberator
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