#ronaldteasley

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WEASLEY DREW ME ALASKA YOUNG AND AUGUSTUS WATERS AND MAILED IT TO ME BECAUSE SHE'S AN EVIL, SADISTIC YOUNG WOMAN.

[youcancallmepotter]

Weasley: You know what the best thing is?

Potter: Me.

Weasley: Pasta.

Potter: Close enough.

[youcancallmepotter]

I'm going to be at work all day tomorrow so I'm posting Weasel's birthday post now dEAL

Anyway. At this point last year, we hadn't been separated for too horribly long, we were essentially little buckets of "weh I miss my best friend" angst haphazardly shaped into one tall Brit and one short southerner. This time around, we've only got a few weeks to go before I get to slap you and roll my eyes at you, so I'm just gonna call that an improvement because I've missed you like my mom's cat misses her cat basket when we take it away... or something slightly more dramatic, but considering how horrifically affectionate we get when we're anywhere near one another, cat/cat basket seems to be a good comparison.

The point is that I. fucking. miss. you.

I don't tell you how much I love you enough. We seem to only do it when we say goodbye and when one of us has a birthday. (That sentence sounds really bad out of context holy shit)

I love you. You're adorable and funny and chill as fuck and talented and pretty and well spoken and simultaneously mature and childish and I never feel more at home than when you're around and you're obsessed with penguins and it's really cute and you're an amazing friend and for some reason we didn't grow up as neighbors or sisters or whatever (which is bullshit) but we get to make up for lost time soon.

I'm kind of rebelling against getting too publicly mushy so I'll probably mush at you when I'm home from work tomorrow and you're home from work tomorrow and we're both gross and tired and stupid with birthday love.

Or something.

Looking forward to informing all of your family that we're not dating.

Happy Birthday.

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who is pidge ianmandy's dream 1d boy??? ;)

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Weasley: Fuck, a huge ass spider just ran under my seat.

Potter: Let me at it I'll smack the motherfucker.

Weasley: Like, s2g wider than my hand.

Potter: Erm, let me at it I'll scream at it in terror..?

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Lizz: i'm searching up penis synonyms

Lizz: easy rider

Lizz: ook

Lizz: dickie

Lizz: custard launcher

Weasley: pant python

Weasley: trouser snake

Potter: just don't say throbbing meat wand because i don't know if i can identify as your friend

Lizz: cum gun

Lizz: DEEP V DIVER

Lizz: HAIRY HOT DOG

Potter: who are you people

Lizz: heat seeking mousture missle

[youcancallmepotter]

me: us

me: wait no, I meant you, not us.

weasley: same thing.