Hey yeah, um. Hi, I just, I need a room for the night. Any room. Oh, I don’t know, maybe… that one. Yeah, the… Yellow? Floor? Room pi. Heh. Fitting. I guess.
[ From within the static, you get the impression of laughter. It stands in contrast to the dial-tone voice that speaks next. ]
[ “We’re sorry, but the request you have made in regards to the length of your residents stay is against hotel policy, and cannot be accommodated.” ]
[ Then, the voice twists into something that would be ominous to most mortals, but isn’t to you. ]
[ “But then, you must have known this, to be here, choosing to give them to us, yes? How silly. You know they can’t be given back. :)” ]
[ Keycard 314 appears in your hand. When turned the right way, it appears to have even more numbers added on after the 4. ]
[ “We don’t usually speak directly to those who do business with us, but you’ve greatly amused us. Consider the additional details on your residents card a gift of appreciation.” ]
[ With those final words, the static is gone. ]