The 'steal something from my room' meme
a hand-sewn & hand-embroidered, antique Hungarian linen shirt
shell cameo of an unimpressed woman, holding a goblet of wine
a mammoth made of mammoth ivory
sweater sized quantity of chunky handspun North Ronaldsay yarn
a limited edition plushie of Constantine (Evil Kermit) from the Muppets
handblown replica of a Renaissance era glass goblet
original page art from the Marvel comic Silk, by Tana Ford
five Regency-era fashion plates
a rubber spike from the set of the Wheel of Time tv show
a circa-16th century clay spindle whorl
a mummified big brown bat
a portable space heater, just in case you need something more practical






