#roomdawg

[weown]

Grateful to have good brothers in my corner!!.. #Roomdawg #ASU

[ph-of-15-yall-blog]

Roomdawg: I’m waiting until marriage

Me: Have you even touched a dick?

Roomdawg: Nope

Me: Your wedding night is going to be a blast

Roomdawg: I’m pretty such I’m just going to go crazy and eat it

[shatterproofwhimsy]

donedirt said: omg i watched this with jeff OBVIOUSLY it was amazing

  hahaha. OBVIOUSLY. You need to come see me. I MISS YOU.

[shatterproofwhimsy]

Me: I don't care about boys results. I want to see the girls!!!

Roommate: Now that's something I've never said! "I don't care about boys!"

[shatterproofwhimsy]

Spring break needs to be over soon!

I miss Tim and Tom so much!

And Kacee.

And Mae.

But really mostly Tim. Mostly Tim.

[shatterproofwhimsy]

I need Mae here. 

We need to cuddle.

And watch Adventure Time.

And listen to musical soundtracks.

And make morbid jokes.

[shatterproofwhimsy]

No but really, my roommate is magical.

[shatterproofwhimsy]

Bring me food and I will love you for life.

My roommate is a super hero! She brought me coffee when I was at work this morning and tonight she brought me food when I didn't feel well enough to get it myself. I loathe you, dear!