#rooomate

[spleenqueen]

yelling at me because i turned princess polly notifs on on his ipad

[daddypooltm]

((this isnt a meme but im gonna send you an ask anyways uwu)) "You're ah, kinda close there bud." ~Digger ~VP

“Oops, my bad.”

[spleenqueen]

will tell you about valentine’s day later because it was such a nice night but we had an early morning today because he took me to an appointment which was quick and went well i think so i am trying to remain optimistic and calm. he picked me up and i bought us starbucks (him: cafe mocha + extra shot, everything bagel; me: venti pink drink, everything bagel) and i sat with him while i had my bagel then tidied his apartment a little and tidied his room and sat down to do homework i’ve been pretty productive because focusing on something helps a lot. he’s not having a very good tummy day i think because we had a pretty decadent dinner and were drinking last night but he still took me to my appointment and promised to give me a ride to class. he was resting on the couch but just came to lay in his bed next to me and i’m writing this post & going to make a list of everything that i have to print this week after my class today and then i’m going back to translating latin sentences

[snowdovez]

[johnnys-so]

Amber  - As A Roommate

A/N: idk why I’m doing this but I woke up with this idea and just... roll with me on this ok? I just think rooming with Amber would be so much fun

First of all, expect this girl to definitely get on her knees and ask you to be her roommate *loads of cringing* and then jumping up and down constantly when you say “Ofcourse you dumb llama” because how how can you say no to this cutie patootie???

So then begins all the possible planning of how you divide the space

I think amber would be the kind to just let you do whatever you wanted as long as you were comfortable, but not taking up her space in the process you know

“Can I put a huge poster of some random kpop group in the living room?”

“Yeah sure why not?”

“Can we have gigantic pompous portraits of ourselves framed for the drawing room walls?”

“ABSOLUTELY”

This girl is just super excited and happy that she gets a whole new person to explore and live with and she’s just happy it’s you ok trust me on this one

You’ll probably meet up in a cafe to decide when to go house hunting and who brings what and she gets so serious so quick it surprises you. She even insists on coming with you when you look for the house, even if she has schedules all day

So you guys get some snacks and ice-cream and just roam the streets of some really peaceful neighborhoods looking for a home

I feel like Amber might not show it but she really wants a home not just a house. She looks forward to filling it up with good memories. A place for her dogs to feel comfortable and a place where her friends can crash whenever. A place for the two of you to chill and feel safe

So when you find the place, it’s going to be a small fist bump and that’s it. You just know. This is the place.

Oh god moving day is going to be SO MUCH LAUGHING. you can’t get even one box unpacked because everyone is here to help and all you guys go out for barbecue and just laugh and laugh

But that night when you get back, its just the two of you on a single mattress in a huge empty room and you fall asleep so quick because you’ll have a lot more nights to stay up and talk

and boy do you talk

everything from childhood favourite games to high school friends to first boyfriends and the craziest things you have done - you just talk talk and talk

and rest assured, there will be all-girls-sleepovers with SO MANY PEOPLE

you come home and amber calls you up. She’s in her car and one of her friends has had a bad day so she was wondering if she could stay over (so cute she actually thought you’d be pissed) so you tell her only on one condition.

“You buy the icecream and we CANNOT watch Marvel movies anymore ok Amber I’ve had it. I’ve just had it”

And it’s amazing that little laugh filled with relief in her voice over the phone. You don’t understand how she could have ever thought you’d be against it. Pabo

Huge nights of cooking together

but the next few nights, you just order takeout. You’ve done enough ok

Though you love each other, loads, sometimes you just can’t be around each other. It’s normal for roommates to just get into everything together. Eventually your friends all become one and you end up hanging out inside, outside, everywhere. It’s too much. So some nights you go out with your friends and some nights when she’s away on her tour, you get time to just be you on your own

but when she goes on tour, you miss her loads and you can’t imagine ever having to live alone. How did you even do it for so long

You end up calling your friends ‘Amber’ because you’re so used to yelling at her

SO MUCH KLUTZ AMBER MOMENTS

please protect the expensive cutlery

You get be in her vlogs randomly and suddenly people ship you guys together and amber tries to make a whole video of the two of you seriously accepting your marriage to each other. Yes You are married. So what

and so people start asking who amber would like to go on we got married with and she always looks at them like she’s offended and says “excuse me, I’m already married. To y/n”

But really, the fandom loves you and they follow you religiously and you become the amber messiah always putting up awkward selfies and sleeping and eating pictures of amber with captions like “ok fam you can calm down now i fed her” “she’s sleeping ok pls let me live”

If you’re both tomboyish and just non-girly, there are going to be so many mornings when you refuse to wake up and spend a whole day in your no-bra glory. This is the life ok

Heels and Bras were made by men and should be abolished bye

You’re going to be seriously good friends with everyone she knows. It’s not because she wants to set you up or anything like it she just thinks you’re awesome and they’re awesome and if two awesome people meet - it’ll be so much more awesome

So you’re always on a random chat group with Mark or Jackson or Ailee or Eric or Henry or Min and it’s just TOO MANY PEOPLE OK TOO MANY PEOPLE

but then you realise suddenly that somewhere down the line they became your friends too. Their concerns start to bother you and sometimes when you feel down, they come over to spend time with you and just you, even if amber isn’t here

CYCLE COORDINATION OK (you know what i mean)

and beware of work-mode amber because I don’t think you’ll hear a peep out of this girl when she’s on a working trope. She’ll spend all day in her studio, possibly over work herself and come home to crash or just text you to say she’s crashing at the studio itself

you demand selfies and texts so that you know she’s actually alive

her parents and sister texting you to get updates about amber because this idiot forgets to call them sometimes

and it surprises you because they always end the call by saying ”You should come home sometime” and it just warms your ice cold heart

random late night stupid conversations

“What if we are the aliens and we are going to take over another peaceful civilization????”

“Do you think Jackson ever looks at himself and says he’ll date himself 10000%” “YES.”

She lowkey tries to set you up with one of her friends but you can’t even think of that because if you do decide to date any of them it’ll get all awkward and you don’t want to risk your friendship with amber or their friendship with amber or just the possible relationship

and she just hugs you out of nowhere “Babe. You really think anything can change us?”

(so you end up dating one of the legends that she is friends with and you live happily ever after kbye live yo life treat yoself)

Crying amber just breaks your heart and you want to personally hurt everyone who even thinks of hurting your poor llama. I know I will. COME FIGHT ME

but when she sees you cry for the first time, she sort of sinks down in front of you and just hugs you until you calm down and doesn’t question you until you’re ready to speak for yourself.

I just think Amber is such a sweet, mature and kind hearted girl with so much love and happiness for the world. Living with her is going to be so smooth sailing because she’s quite accepting of situations and people I mean you don’t even have to pay me or anything just let me live with her and take care of her pls im always concerned about her.

*Sigh* protect this llama.

Wouldn’t this be awesome? I really wanna room with her once. Even if it’s for fun

[pretentious-metaphors]

Arguing with my roommate on Transgendered people. She claims that if they still have the parts they were born with, that is their gender. And she keeps calling this girl an "IT" because she still has her male parts she was born with