#rooster teeth meme

[officialjuicebox]

So this isn’t even funny but I am very tired and I tried my darndest

[rooster-teef]

One of the funniest rooster teeth things to me is when this happened

And everybody’s response was “Gus got Mike Wasowski’d”

[pinkeyedrabbit]

Ya Dead Ya Dead Sentence Starters

Quotes from Achievement Hunters ‘Ya Dead Ya Dead’ Series. Feel free to change pronouns.

❝ Who do you think will die first?❞  ❝ Glad we’re on the same page here.❞ ❝ (name) do you want to shut up?!❞ ❝ I’m going to beat you to death!❞ ❝ I'm not sure about this new world.❞ ❝ I don’t feel like I’ve made many friends yet.❞ ❝ Maybe tomorrow....❞ ❝ Don’t be the first to die.❞ ❝There’s so many things looking at us right now.❞ ❝ I got gold.❞ ❝ I guess no one cares.❞ ❝ I could have chatted with her. I mean, I wouldn’t have- but I could have.❞ ❝ Wanna do the big fight?❞ ❝ I don’t even know what I was mad about.❞ ❝ Save him!❞ ❝ I don’t like him either.❞ ❝ We can be friendly here, alright?❞ ❝ I have enough energy to contact you one time.❞ ❝ I'm out at night and I’m unsupervised, yeah!❞  ❝ Fuck you and take that with a grain of salt!❞ ❝ What a helpful ghost.❞ ❝ I haven’t seen a single threat.❞ ❝ You just summoned your death.❞ ❝ We’ve had a lot of close calls.❞ ❝ I found a parrot!❞      ❝ Just Run!❞ ❝ I’m going to die!❞ ❝ They found me.❞ ❝ (name), what did you do?❞ ❝ That was a hit.❞ ❝ Why was he so weak?❞ ❝ He said shoot him!❞ ❝ You can’t hit me.❞ ❝ I never hit him before.❞ ❝ I’m sorry.❞ ❝ You’re always sorry after murder. Be sorry before.❞ ❝ He was supposed to live!❞ ❝ It was mostly his fault.❞ ❝ I lost my will to live.❞ ❝ I got something that will make your life better.❞ ❝ I’m not doing anything!❞ ❝ He’s dead, okay!❞ ❝ That’s a threat.❞ ❝ That’s not a threat!❞ ❝ When he comes and kills us, he won’t mean it.❞ ❝ I meant to shoot him, yeah.❞ ❝ Don’t challenge me or I’ll kill you.❞ ❝ The kill was accidental.❞ ❝ It’s still your fault, just so you know.❞ ❝ He’s dead and he’s not coming back!❞ ❝ It’s pretty real to me!❞ ❝ We heard you’re good at killing. Want to join us?❞ ❝ We lost half of everyone!❞ ❝ He’s still in pain.❞ ❝ I can almost hear (name)’s laugh.❞ ❝ You don’t want to do that.❞ ❝ I don’t want it to be like this.❞ ❝ It was not his time!❞ ❝ Stop killing everyone!!❞ ❝ Violence begets violence!❞ ❝ There’s nothing I can do for you.❞ ❝ Everyone I know and have ever known is dead.❞ ❝ I’m so alone.❞ ❝ All I hear is monsters.❞