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I procrastinate so much that I have a gaping hole of dread inside my chest where I think my other emotions are supposed to go. unless a potential employer is reading this, in which case I don’t do that & I have all the normal emotions that human beings have & I love capitalism

weonsinnombre

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c-rowlesblogs

Working in food service is so surreal because like... nothing I do for people is anywhere close to life and death, but some customers absolutely act as though it is. I look a woman dead in the eye and solemnly inform her that unfortunately we are out of oat milk, and I see her heart shatter in front of me, right there at the bakery counter at 8 in the morning. I feel like a handsome TV surgeon informing someone that their beloved fiancée died on the table. He’s gone... I’m so sorry. We lost him. We are out of oat milk

gotinterest

You see the thing is. You have to be incredibly obnoxious on tumblr every once in a while for the exact same reason some people shoot a gun into the air in their backyard every month or so. Keeps the follower count down.

parasitoidism

fallout gets gay teenagers to listen to oldies in the same way you hide your dogs medication in some peanut butter

leafcrunch

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partialbirthabortion

I have now seen have a bag of plastic bags attributed to growing up in a black household, a Latino household, an immigrant household, an Appalachian household and a “white trash” household. I think it’s time to just admit that we all have a plastic bag bag