In relation to the yandere posts you have done recently Which record of Ragnarok gods and humans do you think would be the worst to have be a Yandere? 👀
ᰔᩚ What RoR Yanderes Are The Worst?
Summary: The worst Record of Ragnarok yanderes combine immense power, obsession, manipulation, and possessiveness, making a healthy relationship nearly impossible.
Trigger Warnings: Obsessive behavior, possessiveness, stalking, manipulation, gaslighting, emotional abuse, controlling relationships, isolation, intimidation, threats, violence, physical abuse, power imbalances, jealousy, loss of autonomy, unhealthy relationship dynamics, and psychological distress (most are just mentions but I wanted to be safe)
A/N: I separated the yanderes by the species so it goes gods, humans, then (for fun) the Valkyrie sisters originally but I ended up just meshing them together to give the overall top five worst yanderes (which were all gods smh) bcs I'm lazy and tired af but wanted to write something for y'all.. so I hope you like it (＿ ＿*) Z z z ♡
🍓 THE GOLDEN WORST YANDERE -- 1st Place, Hajun:
I'm gonna get this out of the way when I say this: I hate Hajun so much. He's a great villain and his fight against Buddha was amazing, an absolute 10/10 for this show. But, that's where he ends for me. I hate him otherwise.
Anyways, moving on.
Hajun is one of the worst living beings within the universe of Record of Ragnarok, he's literally described as "the 'Demon Lord of the Sixth Heaven,'" a "legendary, bloodthirsty berserker who once brought ruin to half of Helheim". This description off the bat just shows how dangerous he is outside of a relationship. When in one he's just as bad.
He's destructive, sadistic, impulsive, and completely lacks any sense of empathy. Yandere! Hajun would, in his own unique way, care about you but he would have zero qualms or second-thoughts in destroying anything or one around you just because he can.
They don't need to be against your bond, he just feels the urge to destroy and he does.
There is an extremely high likelihood of it becoming abusive -- emotionally and physically. His instability with his emotions and self control put you in a lot of danger and the fact he was destroyed by his own power says enough.
🍓 THE SILVER WORST YANDERE -- 2nd Place, Poseidon:
You can find the headcanons I have of Poseidon HERE along with ones on Qin Shi Huang, Beelzebub, and Hades! That list -- both as a normal lover and as a yandere -- help me out a lot here with his ranking.
Yandere! Poseidon is extremely arrogant, maybe even more arrogant than normal him. This could lead to him seeing you as not a romantic partner that he should love and cherish, but as a possession that exists solely for his own amusement and enjoyment.
He does not react well to rejection or independence. If he wanted you to do something with him and you said no, he would most likely -- not always, but it's highly possible -- to just force you into doing it with him.
Yandere! Poseidon's mercy is completely in the trash, with only a fraction of a water drop of it remaining in his system when it comes to you.
🍓 THE BRONZE WORST YANDERE -- 3rd Place, Loki:
Much like with Poseidon, I already have a list of normal and yandere headcanons for Loki right HERE along with Thor, Hermes, and Brunhilde. These also helped with his ranking.
Loki normally is a manipulative, emotionally volatile, and unpredictable deity. He shows little to no care for anybody except for the object of his affection, and even calling it affection is flimsy. His form of love is more like an obsession, like a child with a new toy.
Yandere! Loki takes that to a major extreme.
Yandere! Loki would use deception, illusions, would stalk you, and use psychological games rather than direct force which does pick him up a few pegs when compared to yanderes such as Hajun and Poseidon who would use physical force.
But is it the psychological damage and isolation that he would lead you to have that puts him down more pegs, since mental damage is almost -- if not worse -- than any physical harm. You can't just wrap your brain and heal it over a few months, this would take eons of healing just to tap onto.
Yandere! Loki would be one of the hardest to understand, as you can never tell if he's lying or telling the truth. Does he really love you or not? You may never actually know.
🍓 THE IRON WORST YANDERE -- 4th Place, Zeus:
Zeus normally is a huge pervert. There is the first issue you may end up having with him. His loyalty is completely unpredictable, since he will mercilessly leech on certain women with his eyes and crude words -- even if you're right beside him.
Yandere! Zeus can be just as bad, he just almost purely directs it at you. Which, I don't know about a lot of you, but that would make me so uncomfortable.
If this guy ever wanted somebody to be his S/O, he is going to get them no matter what. With his immense power, tendency to do whatever interests him in the moment, and his authority over not just his own pantheon but the many others, it just becomes impossible to resist him in the end.
Yandere! Zeus could end up becoming very controlling just because he knows nobody can stop him. And if somebody tried? He'll just strike them down and return to your side.
🍓 THE STONE WORST YANDERE -- 5th Place, Odin:
I'm going to try and keep this spoiler free, but if you've read the manga you know exactly why this guy is such a dangerous and toxic man to be in a relationship with.
Odin normally is a pretty dangerous guy because of his raw strength and his willingness to do anything in order to reach his goals -- which is kind of shown during his encounter with Soji Okita, Kojiro Sasaki, Buddha, and Isami Kondo and his approaching of Beelzebub after Round Six.
Now, Yandere! Odin is that but times ten.
Yandere! Odin is a very calm one, which tends to make him scarier than the explosive yanderes. But, with his calculative tone, patience, and mystery surrounding him when it comes to everybody, this guy is a powerhouse.
The Lead Norse God does not act impulsively at all, not even when in a relationship -- especially not then. He spends years manipulating events around you to ensure that you do not leave him; that you can't leave him.
His obsession with you would be one of the worst ones, since he would be very cold and methodical rather than having it comes from a place of genuine, twisted care.
RoR Incorrect quotes#156 They became alcoholics...cuz of you
Lux: Remember!! They're the type of human who every morning when they wake up~
Y/n*Waking up, lizard blinks and yawns and puts your feet on the ground*....
Lux: Puts their little feet on the ground, the Devil says!:
Satan, Hajun *Both of them are doing their own thing, but then their ears heard your movements, they instantly felt their asses clenched and took a while bottle out to drink so early*FUCK!...it has awakened...
Buddha was hosting a movie night at his place that the reader (Replacement Fighter) and some other gods & einherjars were invited to. However, Buddha absolutely refused to invite Beelzebub & Hajun due to whatever beef he had going on with them.
As the movie night progressed, things were going great. Everyone was enjoying themselves, until multiple creepy incidents started happening out of nowhere. Like knocking on the windows & doors, the lighting going out by itself, etc. That was when some people started go get creeped out & Buddha wondered if it was either Beelzebub & Hajun playing a prank on them as revenge or if there really was something creepy going on at his house. However this whole movie night turned paranormal event plays out is up to you!
-It was no secret that your home, your sanctuary, was amazing, even by Valhalla’s standards, having all the latest comforts and technologies all while still having a traditional feel to it of the places you visited while on earth.
-You made your home comfortable for you, filled with things that you liked, including all the food and snacks you enjoyed- your friends had to wonder how you stayed in such good shape, as every time they came to visit you- you were eating junk food and lounging around.
-That was a discussion for another day, as you were hosting a movie night, or rather you had been begged/demanded to have a movie night after Buddha and Loki visited you last time, seeing your massive in-home theatre filled with massive Lovesacs and a massive movie library.
-You weren’t really bothered, mainly because you thought it would be fun to watch movies with others, it reminded you of your time on earth, when you saw movies in theatres, with people all around you, only this time would be with people you knew.
-As the guests arrived you looked around before turning to Buddha, “Where’s Beelzebub and Hajun? You said you were going to invite everyone.”
-Buddha turned with a pout, a bit angry with your question before Hercules came over, a look of slight disapproval on his face as well, “Those three are fighting at the moment and Buddha didn’t want to invite them.”
-Buddha glared at being called out, instead grabbing your hand, dragging you behind him like a rag doll to the theatre where everyone had made themselves comfortable.
-You had selected the movie, a scary movie, something you had seen before but many of them had not and a half an hour in everyone was either clinging to each other or feeling very on edge.
-You weren’t bothered when the lights flickered on before flickering off again as everyone looked up, questioning you about that, but you just shrugged your shoulders, not knowing.
-When it happened again and the door to the theatre was thrown open, revealing nothing but the dark hallway, many started getting freaked out.
-Loki crawled onto your Lovesac, feeling safer with you, “Hey Y/N- is your house haunted?” you looked down at him, a bit confused at his question, “Huh? No- at least I don’t think so?”
-The door was slammed shut by an unseen force that made several scream in terror, hugging each other, as the movie was getting intense as well, making it feel even scarier.
-Some decided to take a breather, leaving the room to get some air which you weren’t bothered with but as they walked out, instead of the lit house they had entered, all the lights were off and none of the light switches were working.
-Screams filled your house as knocks started sounding from windows and doors, only to see nobody there and as more screams sounded, the others still in your theatre rushed to help, slowly leaving only you left.
-You were a bit annoyed they were all playing around in your house instead of watching the movie they asked for as you stuffed more sweets into your mouth.
-Loki was clinging to Hercules like a scared cat as Buddha was hands on sight if anything decided to jump out at him as the others all ran out front and those three decided to go back for you- thinking your house was haunted and you needed to be saved.
-They entered the theatre to find you slumped on your Lovesac, completely unresponsive which made Loki shriek that you had been killed as they ran out.
-Beelzebub and Hajun, who had been playing the pranks, peeked in, curious as to what Loki meant, finding you knocked out from a sugar crash, as you had eaten too many sweets, and once you were out you were out for at least a few hours.
-The two had to admit it was amusing as they exited the house, seeing everyone with weapons out, ready to take on whatever had possessed your house, admitting their prank which caused some shouting and glares to go around.
-Beelzebub confirmed, after Loki accused him of killing you, that you were fine, just knocked out due to a sugar crash, which Loki did confirm as Hajun told Buddha to not exclude them next time.
-You woke up the following morning to an empty house and a groggy head, confused as to where everyone went, but at least there wasn’t any screaming any longer and whoever had been creeping around your house was gone.
Hajun with a size kink? And a reader is weak for love marks, so he gives a lot of them... 😏
I needed some comfort...💛
Hajun headcanons: size kink and love bites!
🐃Hajun is, basically, pretty...well, pretty big. Finding someone his size or larger is quite impossible, so he accepted the fact that if he ever needed a partner, this one would be smaller than him. In the end, the demon doesn't even mind too much.
🐃The way his hands grip your waist as his fingers dig into your skin is just too good for him. It's as if Hajun is taking his measurements, trying to figure out the best position to take you and ruin you. He might even place you on top of him, while he enjoys seeing you struggle to ride him as you see it.
🐃But Hajun's favorite pastime is seeing that sweet and cute belly bulge on your body. He holds you down with one hand, pinning you to the mattress as a small smile crosses his face, moving his hips slowly to enjoy the moment. "Good girl...what a wonderful body you have..."
🐃Hajun is an ancient being and his ways of showing you affection or possessiveness go hand in hand with him and his habits. Arm around your neck? No, a nice bite delivered!
🐃Even if it hurts a little, the demon doesn't mind. In fact, he thinks it's cute to feel how you squirm under his teeth while he doesn't let you escape; but his heart will fill with joy if you relax and accept his mark. His tongue caresses that cute bite that graces your skin, while Hajun's arms wrap around your hips from behind.
🐃In reality, the possibility of hurting you too much doesn't even occur to him. Be patient with this retrograde demon, he is not used to a fragile body like yours, especially if you are a being that he must not eliminate for some reason. He won't stop until your body bears the marks of his teeth everywhere, better be prepared!
