#roran (inheritance cycle)

[saphira-approves]

Book Three In A Nutshell

Eragon: I have a purpose in life, how quaint.

Saphira: I, too, have a purpose. You might even call it job. It involves keeping my Rider alive.

Saphira: LET ME DO MY JOB GODDAMIT

Roran: Katrina Katrina my wife Katrina my wife Katrina Katrina Katrina have you MET my WIFE KaTRINA

Katrina: :)

Murtagh: angstangstangstFIGHTFIGHTFIGHT

Oromis: Ah yes, here is all of the knowledge I totally could have given you before. Have it. Make good use of it.

Glaedr: I take back what I said before, Saphira is my child, my murderbaby, look ar her she's all grown up.

Nasuada: Let me just..... *pokes the war*

The War: *turns to the Varden's favor*

Galbatorix: *ups the anti and kills Oromis and Glaedr*

Glaeder's Eldunarí: Glaedr.exe has shut down

BONUS

Elva: I DO WHAT I WANT

Eragon: CAN YOU AT LEAST BE NICE ABOUT IT

Elva: NO I CANNOT

Elva, rapping: what up i'm elva i'm one and a half and i never freaking learned how to be nice

[saphira-approves]

okay real talk

Snowfire wasn't bred to be a war horse! That horse was meant to be a fancy-ass nobleman's mount, maybe get his rider out of bandit skirmishes, but mostly show off how fancy he is.

So either Roran (who was also not trained for war) got on him for his first battle and they had a magical connection moment (which, if that's the case, that's the REAL mystical bond in the books and Eragon "maybe i can sell this stone for meat" Shadeslayer and Saphira "i am the definition of ravenclaw with extra vanity" Bjartskular should be jealous) and just went full Knight in Shining Armor on the empire's ass..... or someone in the Varden was like "this horse is just sitting here can someone train him to be useful"

Or, alternatively, Roran got on him and was immediately thrown off, and had Snowfy trained after the fact.

Alternatively alternatively, Eragon didn't actually specify that he wanted Snowfire ridden while he was training witn Oromis; he just said taken care of. So, maybe Snowfire just had so much pent-up energy and utter rage at being ignored that he just took Roran to town running down Empire soldiers.