i am currently thinking about an au to enable the world’s worst polycule…
signora x dottore x pantalone
i really like them, for some reason. i have always headcanoned that pantalone and signora were good friends, and i saw a surprising amount of dottognora shippers. so why not combine those? i did!
btw signora tops them both
can i be the 🥝 anon? i hope so :)
ANONNNNNNNNNN
A MOOT WAS TALKING ABOUT THIS EXACT POLY SHIP RECENTLY AND I WAS AUTOMATICALLY HOOKED
Signora doms and she easily plays the role of either a mean dom or a soft dom. She can get both of them to shut their traps very easily. She's especially soft during aftercare, which turns these cranky, touch-starved, old men to total mush
@eyesludge i hope you don't mind me virtually poking you for this, but i need to credit you and your brain for this idea <3
Also, adding my own thing because anon saying Signora tops them, made me think of this stupid idea: Signora owning multiple different strap-ons, and Dottore and Pantalone both having their own favorite, which leads to them sometimes bickering over which one Signora will use lmao
oh god what should this ship name be?
Pantsignottore?
or Rosafeozan?