#roserade post

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YES. LOOK AT HIM. THAT IS ALL. TEA DIDN'T LAUGH SO IM POSTING IT HERE. >:[

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Since SOMEONE decided to expose me already, have a Briar. Look at him he's perfect and can do no wrong except when he does

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There is someone running around outside telling about finding his son and I dont know if he means a pokemon or a real human child

Looking at him it's probably the first thing

I don't know. What to do about this.

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Apparently, having a personal life is "edgy" of me.

I try to do ONE thing. I try to start ONE account to bide my time after my entire life has been uprooted. Ground up flipped over. Fresh Prince of Wherever The Fuck. And now I'm doing a shared blog and I'm supposed to be "social."

I don't need a GUIDE on being social. I know HOW. I just don't WANT to.

...I made this account for a reason. One particular reason.

Anyways. About me, about me, about me—

My partner is a Roserade, I've had it for ages. It's name is irrelevant. I live in Lumiose City, obviously, and I'm a member of the Rust Syndicate, obviously. My pronouns are he/him, I'm an adult. and my name is...

Whatever. Tea, roses, whatever you come up with is fine. You people don't get to know my name

And on to who l'm sharing this blog whwiaga

I'LL BE TAKING THIS! LEMME SHOW ROSE HOW A PROPER INTRO POST IS DONE! :D HI! IM DEMI! NICE TO FUCKIN' MEET YOU~! ) 

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HERE'S SOME FUN FACTS!:

-We're grunts of Rust Syndicate~!

- My partner Pokémon is a very delightful Baile Style Oricorio! She can and WILL beat your ass~ 😌

-We're both 24! My birthday is on May 19th and Tea's is on April 21st

- I ABSOLUTELY FUCKIN' LOVE MIXOLOGY AND DRINK MAKING!!

- Tea Rose over here isn't too bad of a Tea Sommelier himself either~!!! :>

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...He stole my phone.

Why do they need to know my birthday again? Or my? Skills? That's how assassinations happen—

No. Okay. Whatever. Just— I've been lurking on this app long enough to know you guys use anything as fuel. That better be Demi's problem and NOT MINE.

Be nice to him or I'll start pulling teeth.

v v OOC UNDER THE CUT v v

HELLO! tis i, mod bird, also known as ... cough ... @blue-billed-magpie ... please don't execute me i'm scared. she/her/any for ooc !!!

this blog is in the same universe as:

@trace-detective

@aerial-ace-altair

@silly-sea-lion

@lumiose-pokecenter-official

and! eventually probably others!

@collectors-hoard-qsg

@poison-sakura-official

Hihi! It's @sleepy-pile-of-ashe again (mod duck!!) :D they/them for ooc

you guys CAN bully my rose (you can also bully my Demi!!) but DON'T bully me or my friends please i'll cry. generally keep it SFW please!!!

mail is ON!!! magic anon is OFF!!!!!

"tea rose" is my beloved oc and demi is ashe's beloved oc and i love them and they're friends who up they found family. kick tea down the stairs

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hi!!!!!!!!!!! do you like rocks, favorite rock?

Hi?

Uhhh, I appreciate rocks a normal amount. Doesss the cool leaf stone I found count?

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🦑 (/sarcasm) - Is there someone you disliked at first, but are friends/acquaintances with now?

I dislike most people.

...I gave Demi blog admin access, by the way. And didn't beat him up.

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I’m new to the area, what does the rust syndicate do exactly?

For no specific reason, just curious.

...Whatever it's gotta. Loaning out money, solving disputes, whatever has to happen.