Petal Dance! 🌹🍸

Rust Syndicate Member(s, apparently. Thanks, Demi.) [pokeirl blog]

[tearoserades]

Apparently, having a personal life is "edgy" of me.

I try to do ONE thing. I try to start ONE account to bide my time after my entire life has been uprooted. Ground up flipped over. Fresh Prince of Wherever The Fuck. And now I'm doing a shared blog and I'm supposed to be "social."

I don't need a GUIDE on being social. I know HOW. I just don't WANT to.

...I made this account for a reason. One particular reason.

Anyways. About me, about me, about me—

My partner is a Roserade, I've had it for ages. It's name is irrelevant. I live in Lumiose City, obviously, and I'm a member of the Rust Syndicate, obviously. My pronouns are he/him, I'm an adult. and my name is...

Whatever. Tea, roses, whatever you come up with is fine. You people don't get to know my name

And on to who l'm sharing this blog whwiaga

I'LL BE TAKING THIS! LEMME SHOW ROSE HOW A PROPER INTRO POST IS DONE! :D HI! IM DEMI! NICE TO FUCKIN' MEET YOU~! ;) 

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HERE'S SOME FUN FACTS!:

-We're grunts of Rust Syndicate~!

- My partner Pokémon is a very delightful Baile Style Oricorio! She can and WILL beat your ass~ 😌

-We're both 24! My birthday is on May 19th and Tea's is on April 21st

- I ABSOLUTELY FUCKIN' LOVE MIXOLOGY AND DRINK MAKING!!

- Tea Rose over here isn't too bad of a Tea Sommelier himself either~!!! :>

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...He stole my phone.

Why do they need to know my birthday again? Or my? Skills? That's how assassinations happen—

No. Okay. Whatever. Just— I've been lurking on this app long enough to know you guys use anything as fuel. That better be Demi's problem and NOT MINE.

Be nice to him or I'll start pulling teeth.

v v OOC UNDER THE CUT v v

HELLO! tis i, mod bird, also known as ... cough ... @blue-billed-magpie ... please don't execute me i'm scared. she/her/any for ooc !!! this blog is in the same universe as @trace-detective @aerial-ace-altair @silly-sea-lion @lumiose-pokecenter-official and! eventually probably others!

Hihi! It's @sleepy-pile-of-ashe again (mod duck!!) :D they/them for ooc

you guys CAN bully my rose (you can also bully my Demi!!) but DON'T bully me or my friends please i'll cry. generally keep it SFW please!!!

mail is ON!!! magic anon is OFF!!!!!

"tea rose" is my beloved oc and demi is ashe's beloved oc and i love them and they're friends who up they found family. kick tea down the stairs

[pokemonshelterstories]

friend in orre found out that i'm working at a shiny pokemon lab and asked if we wanted an orre shiny. cannot stress enough that when skiploom are shiny in paldea they are not this color. orre does that to you i guess

[tearoserades]

Since SOMEONE decided to expose me already, have a Briar. Look at him he's perfect and can do no wrong except when he does

[tearoserades]

WORTH IT!!!!! more briar photos for MEEEEEE >:]

[tearoserades]

Since SOMEONE decided to expose me already, have a Briar. Look at him he's perfect and can do no wrong except when he does

[tearoserades]

🦑 (/sarcasm) - Is there someone you disliked at first, but are friends/acquaintances with now?

I dislike most people.

...I gave Demi blog admin access, by the way. And didn't beat him up.

[silly-sea-lion]

Nautical Tone Tag Ask Game!

hiii!! So @aerial-ace-altair and I use these silly little nautical themed tone tags instead of normal /j and /srs! I wanted to make an ask game, so with their help we came up with this!! :D

🦐 (/joke) - Tell us a funny story or a joke! 🍤 (/half joke ) - What's something you're looking forward to in the future? 🦀 (/serious) - What's an opinion you're passionate about? 🦞 (/threat) - What's something you're afraid of? 🦑 (/sarcasm) - Is there someone you disliked at first, but are friends/acquaintances with now? 🪼 (/silly) - Favorite memory with your Pokémon? 🪿 (/silly) (a silly goose!) - Favorite childhood memory? 🐬 (/reference) - What's a talent of yours that might be surprising to others? 🐟 (/teasing) - What's something you enjoy doing to relax, or when you're bored? 🐠 (/positive) - What do you consider to be your defining trait? 🐡(/negative) - What's a lie you've told? (big or small!) 🐙 (/lyric) - Favorite song? (Or a song/lyrics that represents your character, for ooc!)

Have fun!! :D

-- OOC:Thank you Stel for helping me with this! Our only rules for this game are: Send the creature and the tag w/ the whole question!

And don't forget to send an ask to the person you reblogged from! :D

[lumiose-pokecenter-official]

Bonjour Friends~!

Dear me! I am so sorry about that! It appears my little sibling ran off with my phone after I let them look at it! I will say it was one way to introduce you all to them-! ^^'

So! For those who don't know, I also have a little sibling too. Their name is Happy and as you can tell they adore rocks!

I am deeply sorry if their mischievousness caused any chaos! Back to your regularly scheduled postings!

(I suppose I'll have to update our intro post too)

Merci Les Amis, Au Revoir~!

-- Nurse Jo!

[tearoserades]

Oh it was them?

...do they wanna see the leaf stone?

[lumiose-pokecenter-official]

That is so sweet! I am sure they would love it!

You're welcome to stop by my center anytime! They're usually here helping Lucky and I :)

[tearoserades]

Can I offer this for now?

Uh, I think it's cool.

[tearoserades]

HI GUYS I STOLE TEA'S PHONE!!! I FOUND SOME OLD PHOTOS YALL GOOOTTAAA SEE!!

LOOK AT TEA'S LITTLE ROSE FROM WHEN HE WAS JUST A BUD >:]

CUTE LITTLE FUCKER! LOVE YA BRIAR!!!

....oh I had caps on.. oh well!!!!! here you can have your phone back Tea :]

[tearoserades]

Hey guys! It's Tea. I'm either about to learn how to share blogs, or the Rust Syndicate is gonna lose a member to me beating the shit out of him. I'll keep you posted!!!

[tearoserades]

HI GUYS I STOLE TEA'S PHONE!!! I FOUND SOME OLD PHOTOS YALL GOOOTTAAA SEE!!

LOOK AT TEA'S LITTLE ROSE FROM WHEN HE WAS JUST A BUD >:]

CUTE LITTLE FUCKER! LOVE YA BRIAR!!!

....oh I had caps on.. oh well!!!!! here you can have your phone back Tea :]

[lumiose-pokecenter-official]

Bonjour Friends~!

Dear me! I am so sorry about that! It appears my little sibling ran off with my phone after I let them look at it! I will say it was one way to introduce you all to them-! ^^'

So! For those who don't know, I also have a little sibling too. Their name is Happy and as you can tell they adore rocks!

I am deeply sorry if their mischievousness caused any chaos! Back to your regularly scheduled postings!

(I suppose I'll have to update our intro post too)

Merci Les Amis, Au Revoir~!

-- Nurse Jo!

[tearoserades]

Oh it was them?

...do they wanna see the leaf stone?

[tearoserades]

hi!!!!!!!!!!! do you like rocks, favorite rock?

Hi?

Uhhh, I appreciate rocks a normal amount. Doesss the cool leaf stone I found count?

[tearoserades]

I’m new to the area, what does the rust syndicate do exactly?

For no specific reason, just curious.

...Whatever it's gotta. Loaning out money, solving disputes, whatever has to happen.

[tearoserades]

Bonjour friends, welcome! 🌸

I do believe I have seen your faces at my center before! It's nice to see you've found your way here. Welcome, welcome!

My doors are open if you need help again! ☺️🌸

I'll leave you with a question: What's your favorite drink/tea to make?

Adieu!

-- Nurse Jo! ( @lumiose-pokecenter-official ) 🌸

I've never been to a center in my life ever. I don't need to because I don't lose.

Aaanyways, I've always been partial to chamomile. I have my own blend I like to make, actually.

Chamomile's sposed to be healing, yknow

And. Demi's turn, I guess.

Thank you Tea. (His blends actually are very good you should try them!!!) :]

HELLO!! 😎

I am VERY particular about my MARTINIS!!! They must be PERFECT or they DONT GET SERVED!

I LOVE a classic Martini but recently I've grown to enjoy making Espresso Martinis~!!! :]

Even if you don't like alcohol!!! I make a KILLER zero proof mocktail!!! MIXOLOGY IS AN ART!!! 😎

[uncle-dusknoir]

// this is a horrible idea /silly but i want to see what's been happning in the tumblr space since i've been gone. rb or comment if you're an active rotumblr blog!

[silly-sea-lion]

// 👋🌊

[aerial-ace-altair]

// 👋🌧️

[tearoserades]

// 👋 🌹🍸

[tearoserades]

are either of you the person that keeps following us around? ‘cause you’re not slick. i can see you. and i’ve never seen that much hatred emanating off someone. —🌧️🩵 ( @aerial-ace-altair )

Following is a VERY strong word. Can we use sculking? Sculking about like a proper grunt.

...Do I really look that angry?

Uh. Yikes.

[aerial-ace-altair]

... yeah, whatever you say. following is a perfectly neutral word, i’d argue. that aside, i’m trying to keep my friends safe, and i’d rather not have to deal with an evil team again. wait, again?

[tearoserades]

I wouldn't call the Rust Syndicate evil. It's more of a... community service thing. The rumors got teeth, though, don't they?

Either way, I'm not here to cause problems.

By the wayyy, if you guys ever need a loan to help cover promo for the hotel, the Rust Syndicate is willing to help.

[tearoserades]

are either of you the person that keeps following us around? ‘cause you’re not slick. i can see you. and i’ve never seen that much hatred emanating off someone. —🌧️🩵 ( @aerial-ace-altair )

Following is a VERY strong word. Can we use sculking? Sculking about like a proper grunt.

...Do I really look that angry?

Uh. Yikes.