#ross-rambles

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midnight wine red stratocaster

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baby blue fender jaguar

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kinning is weird because what do you mean the ghost of ross federman is going to choir. where the hell are my bandmates. my drumkit. why do i play guitar. why am i in choir im fucking tone-deaf

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yeeeeah im collecting these now

random ass tally hall members/object fics ive seen on ao3. why? because there's more than one [& that scares me]. Joe - midnight wine mexican-made stratocaster Joe Hawley “Johnny” Appleseed [gore/blood cw] honorable mention I : weird bed [joe jerks off to his voice] honorable mention II : drippin' pourin' with sweat [joe jerks off to his sweat]

Rob - A Pleasant Session

Andrew - none [yet]

Zubin - there used to be one that was him fucking his computer but i cant find it.... i suspect it was deleted honorable mention : The Domino Effect [zubin fucks his bass as a gag]

Ross - Smooth as my love for you

im not checking wattpad. if you have more send asks or something. dont be shy.......

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guys im potentially going to a tmbg concert today. i know -2 of their songs chat what do i DOOOO

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! INACTIVE !

feel free to shoot me a dm though........ or an ask..... i dont bite....

last updated- 2/20/26

intro post. might run a little long, sorry!

tldr; i'm ross, a ross federman factkin who likes tallyhall a '''''normal''''' amount. i'm a minor. i primarily use he/it pronouns.

thievingtime.straw.page < STRAWPAGE!!!

i have a tendency to spam - like sometimes, if ya dont like that, tell me n i'll stop the best i can :]

interact however you see fit, man. anon asks CAN & WILL be turned off if someone pmo though.

anything else you may need is under the cut!! also cw for flashing lights [blinkies]

hey! im ross / rob. he / it, for the pronouns. minor!

don’t try to befriend me if you’re older than 16 unless we’re already [ MUTUALLY ] declared friends!

don’t be weird about me! i don’t like that!! get the fuck out if you have / will!!

very mutifandomed, mostly tallyhall at the moment, but that can change at a moment's notice. [ wow thanks audhd ]

fictionkin / factkin / faitkin. i have many a kin [ but i shall not list them all ]. the ones you need to know are ross & rob of tally hall, & im also ghostkin.

i do art, i play guitar, i sing, i write, i play drums, basically if it has a risk of giving you carpal tunnel, i either want to do it or already do it.

i love music. give me music recs or DIE. [ /j ] i like physical media. god i yearn to not be on streaming platforms

REALLY SWAG PEOPLE!!

@ctakenfour4ride < very swag stellla. actively exploding her. /silly @never-meant-to-know < the guy i often commit favoritism for @syvv < swag irl that sends NOT swag mpreg to me & various other things. @addictbwn < swag swag addict!!! the resident andrew enjoyer! @abstractingpatternoflayers < ZUBIN. i hate him i want him DEAD /j @maydayerz < another swag irl. very peak. thumbs up emoji. [ inactive ]

oh also tone tags/emoticons are cool beans! you dont have to use tone tags but i like using them. :]

GRAPHICS!!

small list of fandoms / communities i interact with !!

tally hall & related projects smg4 / glitch productions undertale / deltarune pokemon / pokemon mystery dungeon / pkmn anime factkin / fictionkin / alterhuman / the like MOGAI / general microlabels failboat & related communities probably more but idk

tags for stuff:

#ross-rambles - the ramblings of... me, i guess #ross-returns - asks #ross-represents - doodles, drawings, the like. #ross-reblogs - reblogs #ross-random - misc. #rosstrawpage - strawpage. #quack - quoteslist

[ @numberthiefoclock [ link ] is my reblog / vent - y acct btw. ]

have a nice day! ^ ^ /ref

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QUOTES. TREE

"trent has a gun!! trent has a gun!!" "no i dont"

"trent has a bomb & its going to explode in two hours"

"why is trent dying"

"NOOO MY SCALP" "no more."

"I used all my faztokens!!"

"Im freddy & im in your bed!!"

"USE YOUR BRAIN"

"the humble bird at my window." *SCREECHING*

"he might rap like an english chap"

"AHHH-" *cut off* "AHHH-" *cut off*

"PIKWIP PIKWIP PIKWIP"

"i had a dream we were in baldi"

"zubin sedghi."

"JOE HALWEY!!"

"WE are addict."

"EAT MY SHIT- EAT MY SHIT ALAN!!"

"Do you like alan eating shit??"

"eat my shit- eat my shit trent!" "i will not be doing that"

"mother jumpscare guys."

"ladies ladies ladies. one at a time."

"no rizzing in natural ketchup"

"MY EDU WALL!!!" *enthusiastic*

"warddrew horowitz."

"I love andrew horowitz. Did you know that? I love andrew horowitz. Did you know that? I love andrew horowitz. Did you know that? I love andrew horowitz. Did you know that?"

"my name is ross. i built the drums." "I DID NOT BUILD THE DRUMS" "yes you did."

*daisy fingers being played by addict interrupting all coversations.*

"addict looks at herself in the mirror & goes 'am i... addict?'"

"Stupid stupid game!!"

"im playing with my needoh :3"

"we are twoing our wuv."

"DUUUDE ARE WE CEREAL???"

@addictbwn @never-meant-to-know @ctakenfour4ride

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this showed up on my fyp. uh. obligitory share bc i love it.

my fave quintet :3 [yes ik they have bonus members i dont want to google the words for those numbers]