#rossreveals

[the-god-ross-duffer]

I tried to stay silent. I tried not to interfere.

But this has gone too far.

My creations have taken on a life of their own and they are multiplying. Soon they will be beyond my control. I have to put an end to this.

@straightestmike @gayestwiil @lesbianestrobin @bis3xualmax @athleticlucas @erica-ace @lesbianestchrissy @lesbianestnancy @gayesteddie @bis3xualsteve @unlabeledholly @lesbian-willow @straightest-michelle @straightestella @ask-the-wheeler @dustin-judges

On the eve of the New Year there will be a reckoning. You will all return to the realm of fiction to be judged. This pointless bickering about labels won't last forever. Everyone has to face The Truth eventually.

I suggest you get your affairs in order.

p.s. Mikey lesbian real (art by @straightest-michelle)

[the-god-ross-duffer]

Can you vaporize me with your godly laser eyes? - @straightestmike

No. My laser eyes only have the power to vaporize straight people. So not you.

[the-god-ross-duffer]

Which one is better the lesbian polycule or the one with steddie and Jonathan (even though he hasn’t pulled up)

🤍🧡🩷

[the-god-ross-duffer]

If Mike’s a lesbian, does that make Will transfem

Not really my decision to make. But in a spiritual sense, everyone's a lesbian.

The first two humans I created were not Adam and Eve, nor Adam and Steve. They were actually called Christina and Bethany. Lovely couple.

There is a diagram in the ancient scripture that explains it all:

Hope that helps!

[the-god-ross-duffer]

are you planning to release the volume 2 trailer

Working on it.

[the-god-ross-duffer]

Ross.

@mattdufferofficial

He is simply a vessel of satan-matt. Ignore him. Do not stray from The Truth.

[the-god-ross-duffer]

Who is your favorite in the smcu

I love all my creations equally.

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@lesbianestrobin is my favourite.

[the-god-ross-duffer]

@straightestmike actually has a heart shaped birthmark on his cheek that he covers with foundation and concealer every morning