Roswell Season 2 E19 - E21
S2E19: Still hate Maria narrating. Max is so gross. I will never be able ti unsee this. Also, how could he have not used protection?! Still confused about this alien sex business. How can alien baby gestation be 1 month when they were in those stupid pods for 40 years? Literally worst teenage nightmare stereotype cliché ever. I hate this story line. But LOL the alien sex description though. Michael, “You’re too smart to get Tess pregnant….” Then promoting alien abortion. Michael is the best sometimes. I also love that Kyle loves porn. Also, sometimes I get lost in Maria’s hair. Tess and Max playing house is so disgusting. Her playing sick is so obviously fake. LOLx1000 that a 500 page novel resulted from those few metal pages.
S2E20: Most obvious camera ever, good job Liz. Way to be subtle. This hostage episode is so weirdly placed. I looked it up and apparently there was a shuffling of episodes by the network. Terrible idea. Terrible episode. Lamest episode of a season of lame episodes. However, I love that the sheriff is still the sheriff even though he is not the sheriff anymore.
S2E21: I’m sorry. Hold on. The transporter ship thingie only job is to transport them home? But in the alternate future it was rewired to be a time machine? Do the show writers even keep notes? Tess clutching her stomach constantly is nauseating. Gosh I hate her. Fake death but leave their parents a note? Max was willing to just give Michael up? What about the “we must stay together” crap? At least, ding, dong, the witch is sorta dead. Even though that whole story line makes next to no sense and the special effects are dumb. Sigh. It’s really obvious there was no agreement about what this show was about, where it was going, and who had creative decision making power. BUT I *guess* I’ll watch the 3rd season…