#rottenmiso

[themaryiestsuetoeversue]

Your babysitter is scary!

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[Cool so uh I may have run into Kita in Tokyo here - turns out she runs a dude only brothel - and she like pulled me aside and accused me of wanting to blackmail my friend who works there - who’s underage, by the way, so you see where this is going - and I dunno, I’m just kind of...concerned? I can’t tell if I had my life threatened or not...I just want my friend to be safe??? Help she’s scary what do I do]

[invitedfool-blog]

rottenmiso

  ❛ If you really want to insult me, you’ve got...

“Let me have my gallows humor, at least. It helps to laugh at things sometimes.”

“There’s gallows humor and then there’s putting condoms on the cucumbers at Junes. Do you even know if that spermicide is safe to eat?”

[kannoshida]

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finally i can stop killing my computer by having multiple chrome users up

Thanks to @shushc for telling me and @snowblackamagi for telling THEM ( I’m p sure they were talking about u )

[magatsutime]

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new phone who dis

idk my bff jill??

[textsfromkatsuragi]

rottenmiso replied to your post: ♡ Pizza toppings

//only a habanero pepper. wow. get gud scrub

bet you can’t even swallow one Narukami.

[themaryiestsuetoeversue]

American Thanksgiving

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He always kind of gave her the impression that she was allowed to just...show up. Barge in, guns ablazin’, for whatever reason. So, what better time to take up that offer than now?

She plopped a thawed turkey on his table. The cats dropped off other shopping bags - with logos from fancy import stores. A few were shopping bags from other countries that they’d snagged from his dimension. Cats weren’t their only shapeshiftable form. 

“I need to borrow your oven.”

[themaryiestsuetoeversue]

It’s Smaller on the Inside

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She squinted at him. Nobody else here had English this good, that she managed to overhear anyway. But he DID have a police uniform on, sorta, even if it wasn’t the one she was entirely used to. 

“No.” At least she managed to stop crying. But her eyes were still watery and wide and she was torn between walking closer to him or to the cats that loomed. “I’m lost.”

[themaryiestsuetoeversue]

You want attention?

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[I read your blog.] She deleted the text. [I know you gave me the url so I can read it, so I do -] No, delete that too. Weh, this was difficult. At least it wasn’t like a chat so he could see she was typing. 

[So I’ve noticed I have a tendency to get, uh, lost in the moment of how fascinating your -] No, no, no, that sounded even more horrible. Maybe she should just switch to English.

[You know, I would gladly lavish you with all the attention, I just worry I’d get smothering.] There, send that before she could change her mind and dwell on it. [I just also feel bad thinking of of you as a guinea pig because it’s just...not a nice way to treat people, y’know? Too afraid of becoming what I’m running from.] Send that too. And then bury her phone under a pillow and dread his response.