Journeyquest Season 1 Starters!
“It’s bad luck to lie to a bard, you know.”
“There, now! Hold still! Don’t resist! Let the encouragement sink in!”
“Come on. Let’s go save our wizard.”
“Mercy? Mercy? I am far too brave to grant you mercy!”
“So, Temple of All Dooms. Really, all of them?”
“I’m not entirely positive that was necessary.”
“A pillar. With a riddle on it. Hence, a riddle pillar.”
“Yes… yes, let’s interpret that literally. You have to kill the river.”
“Have you taken many blows to the head?”
“Now seems like the best time. I mean, that river’s gonna keep him busy for hours.”
“Don’t you at least wanna see him kill a river?”
“He’s killing the river.”
“That’s anatomically impossible!”
“You are seriously overestimating my courage.”
“Welcome to the temple of your doom. Welcome to the temple of all dooms.”
“We just skipped all the dooms!”
“Oh my gods, your hands are soft. Do you moisturize? Is that lavender I smell?”
“This strikes me as a rather unfortunate turn of events.”
“You and me both, man-candy.”
“Why does he smell like crying?”
“Wow, that just keeps getting higher, doesn’t it?”
“Come on, Ribbons! Let’s go get you killed!”
“Well, fine. Go ahead. You’ll just die in the next room.”
“The lactomancer was carrying this.”
“Somehow, some way, you always make things worse. Never dull, though, you never make things dull.”
“I could go for dull right now, with a side of boring and uneventful. This is none of those things.”
“Well, I’ll only hold it against you for the rest of my life.”
“Try not to get your fail blood on me.”
“Gods, I have missed violence.”
“You turned our cleric into a zombie!”
“What you’ve managed to do, which has eluded every necromancer and deathpriest in history, I might add, is to create a theoretically impossible form of undead.”
“He spent an entire day trying to shoot down a rainbow!”
“I don’t feel much of anything, OH, except for the burning resentment.”
“He actually did it. He actually killed the river.”
“We should have never left him unattended.”
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