Mornings without coffee are like air without oxygen...pointless
Ghastly isn't it? The thought of a morning without a sweet cup of joe to wake you up. The nerve of the world to expect you to actually like being out of your bed and being productive.
It would seem as though the almighty cup of joe wins nine out of ten, but why? Simplest answer is addiction. We have formed a habit out of it and therefore have a habitual need for coffee. We teach it to children with adult behavior, and we reinforce it in adulthood with long, rigorous work schedules.
It is completely normal to expect someone to be an over-sized gremlin on the verge of issuing a flaming roundhouse if they haven't had a cup of the stuff yet. Let alone the fact that you are asking questions. Just remember to duck, or wear shoulder pads, I hear they can be quite gnarly...
SN: The title is completely true, without oxygen in the air we wouldn't be able to breath.
--For the nerds,yes we know the majority of the air we breath is composed of nitrogen, we're just saying--