#router rooter

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Learn how to play Router Rooter, a flushing good time for you and your friends

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Router Rooter

Each player requires a large spool of cat 5 Ethernet cabling.

The object of the game is to see how much cat 5 you can flush before your toilet clogs.

To play, insert one end of the cable into the toilet bowl. Through a combination of flushing and feeding the cable, try to get as much of it through the pipes as possible.

(Be sure to keep some slack between the cable and the spool to decrease tension and ease the process.)

To encourage social competition, keep a weekly leaderboard with your friends to track each player’s top score (measured as length of Ethernet cable flushed before clogging occurs).

The winner gets their plumbing bill split between all other players.