Routine Inspection (Evil Rick Starter)
Rick had been waiting for this moment. He heard rumours and whispers of Evil Rick and his long list of nefarious deeds. Weeks of loose ends and red herrings only stoked the embers of frustration in his mind. The council had requested him to seek out this grey-rick and identify if this one can be left to their own nefarious devices. Up till now, there have been little to go from in terms of location and setup.
It was only after a Morty (who’s designation shall remain anonymous) came forward and confessed to the council everything he knew. The experience was hard for the little guy and was subsequently placed into the Morty Protection Program.
Adjusting his nanotech for adaptive conditions, he assembled his blasto-pact armour and dusted his boots. He was ready as he’ll ever be.
With new co-ordinates and a full tank of fuel, he headed off to an unknown location and landed near a foreboding mountain. Rick stepped from his ship and released a ball-bot to scan the area. Radio silence returned all around him, an odd phenomenon as everything should have a frequency and returning signal. This can only mean that some sort of antiphase is cloaking not just his target, but the entire planet.
Impressed, he took out a small notebook and flipped to a detailed set of pages that the Morty wrote in. A comprehensive map and legend of the planet was meticulously and carefully scribed to reveal the location (and traps) of this Evil Rick’s lair.
Following the hidden path, Rick finally managed to find the entrance. Clearing his throat, he set a ball-bot to speaker-mode and shouted at the loudest volume possible.
“BY THE ORDER OF ‘THE CITADEL’ AND THE 'ACQUISITIONS, SAFETY AND SECURITY DEPARTMENT’, YOU ARE HEREBY UNDER INVESTIGATION. PLEASE RELEASE YOURSELF INTO CUSTODY QUIETLY AND WE WILL MOVE THROUGH THIS PROCESS QUICKLY AND WITH DISCRETION.”