( @royalhorps )
“if that douche champ thinks he’s beating me at softball this year, he’s sadly mistaken. actually any sports for that matter, i’m gonna cream that little jerk. anyway though, its uh-really nice seeing you! i had a lot of fun hanging out last summer so i’m really happy you came this year too. also i kinda uh-found these or whatever, so you can have them if you want.”












