#royember

[bichitobesos]

your feet are a loveless place

rachel, upon me putting my cold feet on her ankle

[captainsrebel]

Remember at con how the guy quizzed you were a Romulan heart was?

AND I WAS LIKE “YOU KIDDING US RN” #fakegeekgirl

[captainsrebel]

no one actually died in pacific rim all of the characters are just hanging out on a tahitian island together

me being viciously in denial

[captainsrebel]

I want to be the battleship!

NO

NO

YOU CAN BE THE SHOE

I WANT TO BE THE BATTLESHIP

[captainsrebel]

You're the sexiest chalupa of them all

I believe in America!

[captainsrebel]

royember replied to your photoset “For Rachel, who needed proof that I did a thing. (I shaved my head...”

AAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!! AH! YOU! THE THING! YOU'VE DONE! YOU FABULOUS PERSON YOU! GAAAAH! I like it you look good

uwuwuwuwuwuwuwu thank you i love you i'm so happy you should touch it it's so spiky and nice feeling <3 SOON

[captainsrebel]

so I knew I had a cousin who worked on the spider man comics. But then I researched more. He's done work on the buffy the vampire slayer ones and on some star trek. Yooooo

AND I WAS LIKE YOOOOOOOO-

-UUUUU SHOULD INTRODUCE ME

[iwatchedyoufall]

I went to the eye doctor the other day and the topic of schools came up and the lady said "oh hey I go to Miami Dade" and I'm all "Yoooo my friend goes there. He's in the mortuary science program shindig" she then proceeded to scoot her chair back and would only talk to my mom? Is your shindig all hush hush man? Is it like fight club where you don't talk about it? ARE YOU DOING DANGEROUS THINGS

First Rule about Mortuary Science: Don’t talk about Mortuary Science.