Starters for and from Scientists/Engineers
"It needs more speed. Maybe if we add a second motor?" "Yes, I could increase the heat-output of your microwave, but why?" "I can stop it temporarily from overheating, but not permanently." "That's a slightly improved leaf blower, not a laser gun." "Don't get mad, but I might have blown up the garage." "Did you know you can do cherry soda out of paint thinner?" "The good news is, it runs faster. The bad news is, it fell apart." "I might have turned your toaster into a murder weapon." "Say hello to Recycler 2.00, turning old clothes into shiny new ones!" "I'm an engineer, I know no sleep." "I won't do it faster if you keep pressuring me like that." "If you're not here to give me coffee or praise, then fuck off." "Can I borrow your garage for a while?" "I'll need your kitchen today. Order yourself a pizza or something." "You better bring a protection suit when you come over." "Don't worry, it's not radioactive. It might be toxic tho." "As long as you don't breath in any of the fumes, you're fine!" "Oh don't worry, I deactivated the smoke alarm." "I didn't ruin it. I improved it." "I need a place to store my chemical waste." "You call it bad ideas. I call it 'creative problem solving'."
"What did you do to my microwave?!" "Why is the kitchen on fire??" "---, why is the fridge full of strange liquids?" "Let's say I did drink one of your chemicals instead of my juice..." "No offense, but isn't your new invention a thing already?" "What sort of engineered murder weapon is that?" "I already wondered where all the coffee cups went." "I bet you were one of those strange kids doing tanks out of Legos." "Listen, you really need to take a break. You look like a Panda." "When is the last time you showered or changed clothes?" "Is the generator supposed to glow like that?" "The kitchen looks like a nuclear incident!" "Do I need a protection suit now to enter my garage, or..." "If nothing is burning, why is there so much smoke?" "Great, you activated the smoke alarm!" "Did you just disassemble my entire phone!?" "There's no warrant anymore if you take the whole thing apart." "Did you just say 'black hole generator'?" "Hey, don't blame my garage for your failures!" "NO, you can't use my toilet to dispose your chemical waste." "You're an engineer, right? Don't you just... solve problems?" "I don't think you can bullshit your way out of this one."
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