Leverage: Redemption, The Unwellness Job
Why was your sister taking all this stuff?
If they're selling fake medication, then that's a crime.
A drug has to prove that it's safe, but a food or dietary supplement is considered safe until it's proven unsafe.
You can't take it off the shelves until it's actually hurt people.
I've been tracking the media reports around her company.
She's coordinating an op between the Korean team and the Nigerian team.
It's probably part of the con. I don't know.
Some of them are fairly useless, okay, but some of them have nasty side effects.
So she's a shark. She's gotta keep eating, she's gotta keep moving, or she dies.
Can I just ask the question, should we even be doing this?
This does seem like one of those moments where they brought it on themselves.
In fact, if you don't mind me saying so, it sounds a little bit like the con that you used to do.
This is about the evil lawyer crack earlier, isn't it?
So, let's say you're, like, a smart person and you have a problem.
You're gonna get bounced back, fall deeper into the rabbit hole.
The more you research, the further down they drive you.
And that is how grandma learns about space lasers.
She's specifically targeting women.
Women get misdiagnosed like, 30% of the time, and it takes two years longer to get that diagnosis.
You see, I targeted the powerful and trapped them with their desires.
She targets the powerless, and she traps them with their pain.
She tasks me. And I shall have her.
What's going on with the knives today?
Yeah, my generation doesn't really know what that means.
She uses her reputation to hurt people, and she's nothing without it.
Oh, I was expecting apes.
Damn it, [Name], the bees are sleeping!
Some partnership! I do all of the work.
I tend to the bees. I listen to their eternal song. I interpret their every need by a delicate dance that they do.
You put H's on everything!
That means so much to me for you to say that about me to me.
It doesn't matter how good your product is, if it doesn't get out there, it will fail.
I wouldn't -- I wouldn't say dying.
It's not her product, it's my product, it's their product.
I don't know if I'm ready to share this sweet nectar with strangers.
Well then we do it the old way. The golden nectar of eternal life.
Ninety percent of jumping off buildings is proper preparation.
10% is learning to hang off them.
I'm not justifying myself to you or to anyone.
Grab me a chalupa, the one that I like! And a juice!
Do you want to see forty million dollars?
It cannot be faked, it cannot be stolen.
He just makes a good smoothie.
Because it's hundred of thousands of people sharing their pain.
For the past week, I've been coordinating the campaign across five different time zones, so I haven't had any sleep in five different time zones.
Is it safe for the bees to be in here?
It was the bees! The bees told me to do it! The bees told me!
We will be selling bee venom extract.
And for a premium, we will ship you live bees.
This is the opposite of what we wanted, right?
Imagine the good she could've done if she'd had the decency to become an honest con woman.
I went to pastry school in Paris to get a job in an arms dealer's favorite restaurant, and I spent six months just carving my way into his life like a scalpel.
I walked away from that con with a van gogh and a briefcase full of diamonds.
Is this what crime has come to?
Well I hate to have a “Well, actually” moment, but bitcoin actually exists.
Like Santa, or the Grey Man Who Haunts Our Dreams.
Who's the Grey Man Who Haunts Our-
You never say his name twice! Never!
He's throwing up a lot of red flags that could get him investigated for money laundering.
I've been keeping up with my evil lawyering reading.
Even if he is legit, he's still living in fear of the FBI sniffing around his life.
It's an inside/outside play.
I'm gonna go prove that the personal touch still works.
You are a harbinger of negative energy. Be gone!
I know what that does to you, the constant judging.
Did you break like so many others?
I once did a one woman show of death of a salesman in a casino dinner theater in the outback.
My rig, it takes two minutes to inject the virus into the database. Just plug it in.
My boss and your boss are cooking up something evil.
You seem like a really good person, and your boss... Isn't... And you know, maybe my boss is here because of the not so good stuff.
I don't even know you, and you cared.
You ever just have a friend and realize that they were using you? Or you see like a friendship and it's only one way?
That stuff hurts. Like, a lot.
I didn't really have friends until I met your brother.
And now we're family, not friends.
In a weird way, I think your not having friends might have actually saved you some pain.
They're under investigation, and you seemed like our best way in.
I'm supposed to believe you had no idea that she was an undercover FBI agent investigating me for money laundering?
Now, if you have to kill her, I could just look the other way.
You really don't have any idea what to do.
You're so used to your victims coming to you half-cooked that you don't know what to do with a life tiger in a trap.
I am not an FBI investigator. I am a grifter.
Shhh. You'll wake the bees.
That one would've stung, huh?
Now we're still gonna kill everybody, but at least this wasn't a total waste.
It's not my $40 million. So it doesn't really matter to me, does it?
Do you guys know how much trouble you're in?
I'm trying to make a romantic dinner for you and [Name].
I have told you ten times, I don't know whose food is whose. I'm gonna eat it.
We didn't start a company because we were friends.
I didn't even like 'em the first year.
I didn't even learn his name till after the team broke up the first time.
Because somebody else said it, and I was like, "Oh, right, [Name]," but I didn't remember it.
Damn it, [Name]. I'm getting a beer. And I'm not coming back!
[Name] warned me about that. Please don't push me off no building.
Do you wanna be friends or not?
