#rp memea

[marimemesource]

Shout-out to rp partners with whom you can craft an entire verse based on one crazy ship idea

[returnedmother-a]

Shit The Squad Has Said Starters

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN THAT I CAN'T LICK THE POOL."

"It hasn't been cleaned in months."

"I'M GONNA FUCKING LICK IT."

"Have fun with diseases."

"You know what would be cool? Bacon."

"It already exists."

"___? Do you actually know who created the muffin man?"

"When you can't read a clock."

"Have you been drinking?"

"Drinking Capri Suns, bitch."

"THAT IS A BAD MEME. DON'T TALK TO ME EVER AGAIN."

"Ahaha.. Hey ___? What chemical is this? I may or may not used it in the fish tank.."

"YOU'VE MURDERED MY HUGE ASS GOLDFISH, CHIO. YOU NASTY BANANA MUFFIN."

"I'm gonna fuck that character."

"He's a fish?"

"... Straight up fucking him."

"God, this is why the fandom is called furry fuckers."

"Guys, I need a condom. A size S."

"Dude, you don't need a condom because no one is gonna fuck you anyway."

"WE GOT THE BEST OF BOTH WORLDS."

"Who has Twinkies? Hand them over."

"DAMN.. THAT ASS THOUGH. BECAUSE IT GONNA BE WHOOPED IN A MOMENT IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP."

"You frickin chicken noodle. Noodle off."

"I once did police on cocaine."

"What the fuck."

"STOP CUSSING AT ME."

"FUCK YOU, YOU STUPID FUCK."

"I'M NOT A STUPID FUCK."

"...I Wanna be Miley Cyrus and swing on the schools rope swing."

".. How about you just drink acid."

"WHERE IS MY COCO PUFFS."

"Where you belong, the mental house."

"STOP MAKING PENIS JOKES. IT'S NOT FUNNY."

"DAT BOI is a dead meme. Don't ever talk to me again."

"Can we still pull our dicks out for him?"

"I will cut your penis off."

"I once forgot my name."

"I wish I could forget your existence, sweetie."

"YOU ARE SUCH THE MOM FRIEND."

"FUCK YOU. I AM THE GRANDMA FRIEND. LIKE I WOULD EVER PRODUCE UGLY ASS KIDS. Y'ALL FUCKIG ADOPTED."