Domestic Bickering Sentences, Vol. 3
(Sentences for problems - big, small, serious, and light - between muses in a relationship. Adjust phrasing where needed)
"I fail to see what you hope to achieve with this approach."
"How about we just go home and pretend this day never happened?"
"Don't you dare play the innocent with me!"
"You’re doing that thing where you pretend to know more than everyone else in the world."
"That look in your eye is a pain in my ass. You know that, right?"
"You're untidy! You've always been untidy!"
"You danced like a wildebeest!"
"You're too smart to play the victim."
"I love you. I've just got a funny way of showing it, that's all."
"You're nothing but a petulant child!"
"I do hope that I'm not about to regret the soft spot that I have for you."
"Close your eyes and make a wish!"
"I can handle my own problems! I've done it for a long time before you came along!"
"Every once in a while, I like to hear the voice of someone who's on my side."
"Do you honestly think that now is the right time for this conversation?"
"Look, we all have tough days. All I'm saying is you've got to do your best to be nice to people."
"Are you mad at me or something?"
"Have you ever even tried to think about things from my point of view?"
"You keep promising that, but I don't see anything happening!"
"I'm competing for your attention again, aren't I?"
"Have you any idea how ridiculous you sound?"
"Can we just enjoy each other's company for a little while?"
"Go on; I know you can't resist the urge to say 'I told you so'."
"I'm going for a walk before I say something I deeply regret."
"So what goes on in here, huh? What are you hiding?"
"That was a really stupid thing to do!"
"Why didn't you say anything about this before?"
"You're too bloody perfect, that's your trouble!"
"What happened to your resolution to be more accepting?"
"Don't you ever get tired of hearing yourself talk?"
"Don't be an asshole. Do you want to hear this or not?"