Two, I heard you like pushing woman to the kitchen.
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Two, I heard you like pushing woman to the kitchen.
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For every (¬‿¬) I get my muse will remove a piece of clothing.
“It seems you will get a small peek at me after all.” I chuckled before starting to slowly pull my shirt over my head. I did it as slowly and teasingly as I could and then simply let it drop to the ground. “Happy now?”
i'm exceedingly glad this davekat rp i am doing with perniciouslizard has led me to google bad pick up lines so that dave can use them on karkat