dizzydiodes answered:
Dirk Gently’s Holistic Detective Agency
@drsmokescreen
“I’m bein’ one-hundred percent honest.” The minibot pats at the base of a towering snowman, doing his best to pack the snow in. “Spike says if you put a hat on a snowman, it’ll come to life. There’s even a song about it. My only problem--” he pauses to pick up one of Sparkplug’s spare hard hats and holds it out to Smokescreen, “--is I made him too big and I can’t reach his head. That’s where you come in. What do you say?”
Smokescreen tenatively took the little cloth object, looking at it and the snowman with apprehension. There’s even a song about it. Songs are usually made based on some sort of distorted fact. ‘Does the song say what are we to do with this living snow mech?’ Do they keep it as some sort of pet?














