#rpg irl

[justsayyesmiss]

No, I did not "drive all the way home because my wife forgot her vape liquid". I embarked on a treacherous quest to acquire a stamina potion for the beautiful sorceress I've sworn service to.

[pyromaniac-fairy-of-water]

Mmm Mana potion yum

[gale-gentlepenguin]

Life is like a terrible RPG

You can't chose your Class Customizing your character takes money Every time you face a boss they are Overpowered NPC are annoying You can't control who stays in your party The learning curve is way too high Too many repetitive tasks The combat system varries and can be totally rigged The auto save function prevents you from changing any mistakes you make If you slack off, your stats go down! You only get one life and if you get a game over it is over Some status ailments are perminant depending on severity The plot makes no sense and you have little control over where it goes

[leia-hella-radlando]

When I die I hope the people who prepare my body put a key in it somewhere so that I can help out those heros in quests.

[simonwho-blog]

Day 3

doifoidskfl. eag p ae; BRAINSSSSS...

[simonwho-blog]

Day 2

Of the zombie breakout in UCC. The number of infected has gone up, there's so few of us left. I almost got killed today... I have the wounds to show for it. Another survivor and I have taken refuge in the library but the zombies are everywhere. Gods dammit I hope we make it out of this alive...

The CDC have finally stepped in and they're helping keeping any zombies they come across docile. It's not enough. Patient zero is still lurking around my building and he's the strongest of them all and can't be stunned. They say some people know how to kill zombies for good. We're rendezvous-ing with them tomorrow.

signing off...

[simonwho-blog]

HOLY SHIT

85% of players have been infected D:

I'm so scared now...