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Uh, hi Mr. Anderson. Sorry to be a pest, but we've just realised that you're a little late on your taxes...

...and by that, we mean you've never actually paid them...

...so, on behalf of the head commissioner of the IRS, we are forced to start an audit on you, effective immediately.

- @dave-the-accountant

Yeah okay, I'm sure the IRS is on Tumblr claiming unpaid taxes on its users. Seems legit.

Find a new hobby, princess. You're just a bad spam email.

Hi Winter🌹

hi Sally! ngl idk who you are but you seem cool lets be friends (:

pinky time?

- @forever-if-i-have-to

Pinky power time. I will be keeping my responses under post cuts for privacy, and I suggest you do the same.

hey i wanna watch movies too </3

actually, I’m going to jump through your window one night and force you to binge-watch random movies with me.

I think I know which movie you'd wanna watch...

You'll get all horny watching it, right? I'm down.

Would you like to be my sister in law? Please 🙏🏻🧎🏻‍♀️

yes!!!

wait...does that mean youre going to marry my brother? ya cant be serious

DONT DO IT

You should tell your brother to respond to my ask...I think he'd like it

-🎸

oh boy. whatever it is, keep it to yourselves but sure...i'll let him know

Are you ever afraid of your brother?

oh dear.

yeah...i mean, he's protected me my whole life. in some questionable ways, but he means well.

and yeah, he's dived into the deep end of crazy recently, but i know he still loves me

most people should be afraid of him though

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