#rsv kiwi

[mrtoraworld]

It feels like having a kid who said eww whenever their parents kiss.

No Kiwi, Jio touching my lips first, I'm just kissing him back.

Bonus of my cute devoted husband:

This hot fking assasin ninja elf I LOVE HIM

[coderedsart]

I do not have brainrot shut up

[studentinpursuitofclouds]

Im curious to know how would Lance would react to and say about the risgeside villagers like Freddie and Lola, Jio and Daia and the other magical characters! <3

Sure thing :3

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When Lance spots Lola and Freddie walking peacefully through the Ridgeside Village main square, he will greet them politely and bow to them as a sign of respect for elders. The two old couple will stop and chat a bit with the young adventurer, not missing the opportunity to reminisce about their youth and offer a couple pieces of advice. All three are smiling and the atmosphere is relaxed. At least because Lance is smart enough not to ask too many questions. He knows perfectly well who is in front of him. And while Lance knows that these old couple are retired adventurer-assassins who wish no harm to anyone, they could kill him in a heartbeat with the flick of a finger. He admires this and is a little tense about it. But everyone parted on a good note, as Lance is a well-mannered young man, and Lola and Freddie always welcome kind youth.

Lance swears that if Isaac and Jio were placed side by side, the adventurer would have the audacity to say they were twins. Not in appearance, but in their murderous stare, resting bitch face, anti-social behavior, and even their posture. Only the pink-haired man wanted to ask the living elf (a living elf!) a few questions, as immediately got in his face the phrases "You don't belong here" and "Why are you still here?". Yoba almighty... The elf's temper is worse than Isaac's. It's like Lance is talking to an obnoxious child... The fact that Lance is a mage and adventurer added fuel to the fire, because Jio doesn't want the bigwigs at the Ministry to find out about the cult. Lance decides to back off to avoid a fight. There's no point in spilling blood.

Before Lance could step back, he heard a slightly squeaky "Kiwi stab you! Intruder!" and turned around to see... junimo coming toward him. Hmm, a strange junimo that didn't emanate forest magic... Jio managed to teleport between Kiwi and Lance. "Jio must not stop Kiwi from stabbing the impostor!" Kiwi is junimo's name, huh? Interesting. But that was something to think about another time. So Lance decided to left Ridge immediately, while Kiwi is trying her best to prove to Jio that they "should chase down the pink man and stab him with knifes!"

And just when the adventurer thought the rest of his day would go smoothly, Daia appeared out of nowhere, showering the slightly tired Lance with more compliments and ambiguous hints. On another day he might have played along, or even counterattacked the insistent lady with flirting, but he's already a little tired. Especially since he senses the same aura as he did from the elf with junimo, and her clothes immediately tell him that this is another cult member. Daia has already had enough of playing with Lance and before she teleported away, without removing her smile, she threatened him that if any of her members were injured, she would destroy him. Lance assured her that he didn't want to hurt anyone, so the two parted on a more or less good note. Although, after her hints, Lance had a feeling- Well, he doesn't have to think about it, because he's well-mannered.

Belinda and Raeriyala couldn't help but notice magical aura emanating from the newcomer, and they remembered Farmer's words that this pink haired man could be trusted. Rae wanted to remain secretive, but Belinda was too curious, and was not afraid of Lance at all: she could stand up for herself, plus her loyal followers were always on guard. The spirit appeared before Lance too abruptly, forcing the adventurer to grasp the hilt of his sword. Just as Belinda was about to scare him some more, her beloved Raeriyala scolded Bel for her rudeness and apologized to Lance. They can see that he has a kind aura, and if he makes a promise to remain silent about them, they can answer a couple of his questions.

[studentinpursuitofclouds]

Farmer has a kid with Jio or Daia and introduces them to Kiwi 🥺🥺 Kiwi thinks babies are weird but they're her friends' family so she vows to protect the child. Baby can see Kiwi as the junimo she is and they become friends as the kid grows older.

Alternatively, the farmer has married Corine and had a child, they secretly take the baby and introduce them to grandmama Helen.

I'm so sorry these ninjas have taken over my brain and are living there rent free 😩 I'm already holding back on half the hcs and shit I have for them, if I don't talk about them my head will explode like a pressure pot

Omg all this ideas is so cute 🥺❤️

Here are a short stories about these sweetest moments, thanks for the ask! 💕

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The Farmer feels guilty and a liar that they can't tell their dearest spouse the truth. That this is no ordinary walk with their shared child, their precious little one, through the spring woods. But it's not just Farmer's secret.

It is Helen's long-awaited meeting with her grandchild, a child she will not be able to pamper and cherish, sew warm baby clothes and give toys to like an ordinary loving grandmother. The duty to the Lady and the safety of her family for a high-ranking member of the Cult of the Lady with the red tail is worth much more than her own happiness. Still, she is grateful to fate that her daughter's partner turned out to be a kind and patient person who knows both for the Cult and everything else that is hidden from human eyes.

She is grateful, that Grandpa's grandchild realizes how heavy the burden of being a follower of the Lady's cult is.

Helen thanks Yoba that the Farmer respected her secret by not telling either Corine or Ezekiel about her staged death. Grateful that they arrived on time at the meeting place.

The moment had come. So much worry in Helen's ever-quiet mind.

"Thank you for coming," coming out of her disguise, she stood before a slightly smiling Farmer with a baby in their arms. Helen's heart was pounding so fast it was about to jump out of her chest. She stepped closer, peering into the baby's eyes.

Helen expected frightened look, but she was greeted by the baby's ringing laughter. Joy and curiosity on the child's face, but not fear.

Tears ran down her wrinkled cheeks.

"Ah, the baby looks like her mother," Helen's voice quivered, and her hands began to shake a little. She was ready for anything, but she didn't know what to do with the overwhelming feelings of happiness and joy.

She didn't think she would live long enough to see her grandchildren.

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"Well, Kiwi," announced the Farmer cheerfully, "it's time for introductions."

An excited Junino jumped in anticipation of finally seeing the little one that Jio, Daia, even Lady and Blair had talked about so often. Everyone got to see the little child, and only poor Kiwi wasn't called. Unfair!

Finally, today, justice would be served and the ninja-junimo would see with her own eyes the reason for such a frenzy.

The farmer, holding their adorable baby in their arms, dropped to one knee carefully so Kiwi could get a better look. The baby gazed up at Junimo, and Kiwi realized that magic flowed in Farmer's offspring as well. The child's curiosity, the little hands that reached for the startled Junimo.

"Oh! Kiwi is not a toy! Kiwi is an assassin!" She was still stunned.

"Why is the little man so small? Humans are tall, like Jio or Scary Lady. And this little man is as small as Kiwi!"

The child didn't seem at all frightened by the incomprehensible talking fruit, but only laughed, still holding out their hands to the new acquaintance.

"The little one.... wants to be friends?" For a moment, she wondered. "Kiwi's friend! Yes!''

Jio's relief, Daia and Farmer's smiles, Kiwi bouncing, the laughing child - neither of them remembered their gatherings being so wholesome, like a reunion of relatives.

"Kiwi will teach the little friend to throw knives!"

"No!" Oh, these two are sure to be best friends and daredevils at Ridgeside Village for sure.