#ru sam

[bump-in-the-night-blaine]

@blaineandersexy do you have any tattoos?

@andersonunraveled @blaineandersexy I'll I'm saying is that Sam and I made some pretty bad choices when we were drunk.

@andersonunraveled @blaineandersexy Or pretty awesome, it really depends on what side of the fence you're on. 

[bump-in-the-night-blaine]

Sam said to ask you so, when did you guys have your first kiss??

These questions are really invasive, you know that, right? I mean, of course Sam would send you to me, but really, you should be the one asking Sam since he seems to have no problems alluding elsewhere. Sam and I read a fanfic once and… It was scarily close. But no, it wasn’t the one that involved the kiddie pool of lube or twenty seven pound gummy worm, so don’t go jumping to conclusions. I’ll I will say is that… It was when we were much, much younger and really innocent. Above all else, he’s my best bro and.. That’s that. 

[santanainthedark]

✌ - ❤ - ⚠ - ☾ - ✈ - ✴ - ALL THE TEXTS.

✌ - Drunk/drugged text

Santana ✉ Sam: They’re playing ya boy biebs at the bar why aren’t you here??

❤ - A heartfelt text

Santana ✉ Sam: Thanks for always looking out. 

⚠ - An emergency text

Santana ✉ Sam: I’m pretty sure the receptionist is about to pull a Regan MacNeil and make her head spin 180 degrees if we don’t return that keycard. I’m trying to calm the situation down but the next step is going to be knocking this bitch out. Have you found it yet???

☾ - A bedtime text

Santana ✉ Sam: Sleep tight, don’t let the clowns bite.

✈ - A text while travelling

Santana ✉ Sam: Can I have your extra neck pillow? I’m delicate.

✴ - An angry text

Santana ✉ Sam: Damn it, Sam. Yes, from time to time I like to hide fishhooks in your close vicinity but that doesn’t mean you get to throw them away!

[santanainthedark]

✉

Send me a ‘✉’ for five times my muse didn’t text yours, and one time they did. [unsent]

Santana ✉ Sam: So I was thinking, what if all the scary stuff /is/ actually real? [unsent]Santana ✉ Sam: Not that I’m scared or anything. No way [unsent]Santana ✉ Sam: But if I was scared… [unsent]Santana ✉ Sam: And if I did happen to hear a bump in the night… [unsent]Santana ✉ Sam: But I mean, it’s not like spirits or anything can actually /do/ anything to a person right? [unsent]Santana ✉ Sam: Hey Trouty, if you’re having a weird dream again you needz to wake up and stop knocking things around. [sent]

[bump-in-the-night-blaine]

starryeyedevans replied to your post:Were you really yelling on an airplane?

You were screaming.

Okay no, Sam, I was not screaming. This is how rumors gets started.