@starryeyedevans
Oh Sam. It’s best you stop looking like a snack before someone gets the wrong idea and decides to see how literal they can take it. The thing is, you realize entirely that you’re not the first kids to stumble upon the grounds and given the decades untouched? Graffiti and general teenage fuckery isn’t exactly unheard of, and respect for property hadn’t ever really been enforced. Cabin Repair Extraordinaire might be your new nickname, but what happens when you venture a little too deep in the grounds and find a relatively untouched one? At least by UCCS. Stained wood isn’t nothing to sneeze at, but if you squint . . . It kind of, sort of, almost looks like a pentagram. But hey, free panties! Even if they’re a solid four decades old. Maybe. You’re no pantie expert. Or are you?
